I nor my friends are easily offended and I'm not shy or intimidated by much in the way of Halloween dress so any suggestions, especially funny ones.  Most of the guests will be liberal leaning teachers if that helps the surfers and ne'er do-wells.

Anglo, if you were a woman, I'd tell you to dress like a slut.  Because that's what women do now.

But since you aren't a woman, and since there are so many sluts out there, maybe you can dress like a pimp.

It's just an idea.

Go as a fired CEO ... $3000.00 suit, $250.00 tie, $500.00 shoes. The costume is expensive, but at least you can have a crappy attitude, drink as much as you want, and tell all the "little people" that they don't get it. LOL!

But seriously, I think going as The Joker would be cool. 

here ya go dj i got you one

http://www.frightcatalog.co...

It'd be tough to top dressing up as Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Robert Byrd, Bill Maher, Van Jones, Arlen Specter, Roman Polansky, Michael Jackson, George Tiller ... and the list goes on. Oh, wait, there will be mostly liberal teachers there? Never mind. But if you do go as the priest with Pinocchio, I should issue a word of caution -- they may actually cringe at seeing that, knowing that child sex abuse is a helluva lot worse in the schools, to hear the researchers tell it.

Better to be safe and go with this ...

dj, believe it or not I went as a pimp last year.  The costume must have sucked because most thought I was dressed as Elvis.

soiux, I saw something similar last night at Harry's, less material.

Joker is good. 

pax, so as long as I have a Pinocchio on my shoulder I now have two choices for myself, that is funny.

Here's idea ...

--virgil

Self Portrait? Just joshing.  That is a little hideous, especially to a room full of teachers.

You can go as jr. , but I'm not sure how tall you are :

--virgil

Dress as a witch, take your broomstick and go as Polosi. 

Paint some exaggerated big ass fat lips over the Joker make-up and go as the Obama Joker.

--virgil

 Of course,  you could not call yourself the Obama Joker, because it's trademarked.

You'd have to call yourself, Racism's Blister, or Bugger,  or something like tthat.

--virgil

Go as Rush Limbaugh sporting a St. Louis Rams jersey.

Or how about the girlie man himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, unless the teachers would tar and feather you for cutting back their pay.

anglo1 is gonna have to be real fit and big enough to dress up as Arnold.

Dress up like a duck hunter; pock-mark your face with fake blood; picture of Dick Cheney on your back captioned, "You're Next."

Ghost dog or cat carrying box of pet food labeled "Made In China."

If you can get an Easter Bunny costume, go as cute rabbit wearing "lucky human foot" necklace.

Illegal [space] alien is a good one, despite some over-sensitivity.

Carry bag of mannequin arms and be an "arms dealer." 

If a couple, dress wife in dog costume and walk hubby on a leash. Or one a vampire and the other a bitten victim. Or one dressed as dog or cat and other in doctor lab coat carrying large scissors (spay and neuter). Guy with bloody stump at his wrist, gal with bloody knife and severed hand on her boob (missing penis might be a little crass).

Imagination is the limit.

Whatever you decide anglo1, do not wear an Obama mask and have a target painted on your back. You will be arrested.

The St. Louis Rams jersy as Rush seems timely, easy enough and funny.       & nbsp; Sam, I think you may be correct.

I hope to have more ideas posted but thanks to those that contributed so far.

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 You can dress in Black and go as a born again christian prophet and itinerant preacher warning the good people of California of impending divine punishment for giving president Obama all of our electoral votes.

--virgil

How about chia Obama?

On a side note. I took the little one to the "Big Halloween Store" this weekend. He wants to be Jango Fett from Star Wars. I figured they would have a large selection to chose from. It turns out halloween is now mostly for adults. Most of the store was dedicated to stuff other than costumes. As far as the costume selection goes, there were vast amounts of slutty (fill in the blank) and only a small amount of childrens costumes. Seriously, there wa almost as much pet costumes as childrens.

However, if you want to be a slutty fireman, slutty teacher, slutty vampire, slutty gorilla, etc, you were in luck.

Go as the kid in the mylar balloon.

 "Go as the kid in the mylar balloon."

Go as his dad, in ankle shackles, with a cardboard television set over your head (holes cut out  for your eyes).

--virgil

Wear a cardboard restroom stall and go as a senator?

 with a swinging door ...  and goo on your shoe !

--virgil

a pimp

Be a cereal killer.....and sew little cereal boxes all over....blood...and ax.

Go to Fantasy Frocks down town ....they are the best.

Buy yourself a dingy set of red sweats.

Run them through the trash a few times until they have plenty of stains.

Step on them with muudy shoes and rub in a piece of chewed gum.

Hot glue (popcorn kernals, good and plenty boxes, xome crushed soda cups, a couple of popcorn tubs and a few candy wrappers) on them.  Sit in a pool of popcorn butter. 

Now you're ready.

You're the lobby floor of the Edwards cinema.

Balloon Boy-

Get a big silver Mylar balloon and leave it somewhere in the room at the party...  preferably by a fan so it will blow around...

Cardboard box over your head...

Like the "dad" costume too!  If you do that one you have to make sure that you get a wig to recreate that horrible hairstyle of his though :)

Audrey thats funny, lol

lucky human foot, i like that

arms dealer is great idea

The ballon boy's Dad costume idea is good too.

Trace some $ signs on paper, cut them out and paste them over your eyes.   Carry a Reality Show contract around as a prop.

If nothing else comes of this at least you gave me a couple of really good laughs.  Last year the funniest and most un PC was a guy dressed as Micheal VIck and his wife  a beat up dog.  He pushed it way over the PC wall with the black face make-up and his principal being a  Black man.  Now that was scary.  Thanks again