AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1.  AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE  ELSE
TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID  ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING
THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT  YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A
FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE  PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A
TIMER.

4. A  MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU  FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE  SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE  OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE
AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY  NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND  SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT 
TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN  ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE  LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A  SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE  STAIRS.