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Real Name: Andrew Mockett Gender: male Date of Birth: March 01, 1973 Member Since: July 05, 2007 Last Signed In: August 13, 2008 Profile Views: 660 Blog Views: 24396 Horrific Olympic weightlifting injury You write the caption Google street view catches passed out drunk! Burger King employee videotaped taking bath in restaurant sink The Olympics as a drinking game Video from Beijing's opening ceremony The other Hamm out of Olympics Bob Saget unimpressed with Olsen twin jokes National Enquirer releases alleged John Edwards' love-child photos Colbert solves 'Montauk Monster' mystery July 07 August 07 September 07 October 07 November 07 December 07 January 08 February 08 March 08 April 08 May 08 June 08 July 08 August 08 
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Britain's oldest bride gets married at the grand age of 94 A woman believed to be Britain's oldest bride has got married again at the age of 94. She had been married once before, at the same church almost 70 years ago, and said the event brought back "a lot of happy memories." High School lacrosse team suspended after naughty prom invite Kristoff Wennersten figured his prom proposal had to be one-of-a-kind if it would have any chance of being accepted. But the Huron High School senior never imagined it would result in a suspension for himself and 12 of his varsity lacrosse teammates. Dating advice from "The Hills" Spencer Pratt One of Reality(?) TV's most annoying characters has a regular advice column-type gig with Radar magazine. This topic: "My girlfriend is crazy jealous." Spencer responds. Why alcohol makes us do stupid things A few glasses of alcohol - enough to reach the drink-drive limit - are enough to rob drinkers of their fears so they are more likely to take risks, concludes a brain scan study that provides a vivid insight into "Dutch courage." Woman walking dogs killed by stampeding cows A woman was killed by a herd of stampeding cattle as she walked her two dogs on a footpath across a field in England just yards from a packed countryside cafe. Ronaldo 'threatened transvestites in Rio motel room' Brazilian police are investigating allegations by three transvestites that Ronaldo, the Brazilian football star, threatened to harm them after he took them to a motel. Man stabbed while waiting to buy "Grand Theft Auto IV" Shocked fellow gamers in southern England initially thought the stabbing was part of a stunt put on by shop bosses to whip up excitement about the title's release. Troubled singer's incarcerated husband wants $6 million divorce payout (that's a lot of heroin right there.) Aussie politician admits unacceptable behavior Troubled Western Australia opposition leader Troy Buswell has broken down in tears at a press conference and admitted he sniffed the chair of a female Liberal Party staffer.
Here's Around the Web's caption to get you started: Global warming has resulted in some strange sights along the Kern River. Gas prices will reach $10 a gallon Get ready for another economic shock of major proportions — a virtual doubling of prices at the gas pump to as much as $10 a gallon. Troubled British singer Amy Winehouse has a new man and her mum loves him. Couple's wedding night ends in jail On Saturday, they were exchanging their wedding vows. But soon, they were exchanging blows — with each other as well as with members of another wedding party. What better mentor for a 10-year-old than Charles Manson? Little Billy seeks life advice, and America's most notorious killers are happy to oblige. Los Angeles is becoming a 'Third World city' Los Angeles is becoming a "Third World city" with immigrants making up half its workforce, says a new study. A third of immigrants have not graduated from high school and 60 percent do not speak English fluently, the Migration Policy Institute found. Joints, lecherous husbands, head-butting, benders, mystery blonds: Another day in the life of England's troubled singer. There's some tough talk going on in the race for the White House. Radar magazine's quiz finds out if you can determine who said what (explicit language warning). Police: Carjacker stops to ask TV news crew for directions A carjacking suspect stopped during the crime to ask a television news crew for directions, police said.
New logo unveiled to red faces! It cost £14,000 to create, but clearly no-one at the smart London design outfit that came up with the new logo for HM Treasury thought to turn it on its side. When the mighty fall low, the low make T-shirts These days, no sooner does a sex scandal splatter all over the tabloids' front pages than Internet entrepreneurs get to work churning out the T-shirts. Green Olympics not off to a good start Slate.com is tracking the carbon footprint of the Olympic flame as it pollutes its way around the world. The findings are not pretty. 'The Hills' character was a tweaker! Laragmag reports that Stephanie Pratt (Spencer Pratt's sister on the reality show, "The Hills") was so deep into her addiction that her face was covered in sores from picking at herself. Church applies for license to sell alcohol A vicar is to apply for a drinks license so he can sell wine and beer at his small village church. Hitler doll goes on sale in Ukraine The Adolf Hitler doll which comes with a change of clothes — and a spare head with a kind face. Amy Winehouse's classic night out Apologies to all our Amy Winehouse fans for our negligent behavior, but she's back. Some great pictures here of her epic night out. The myth of the 30-minute meal Celebrity TV chef, Gordon Ramsey, says he can make you a more efficient chef. Don't believe him. Dogs should not be allowed to sleep in the same room as their owner in case they pass on diseases, one of the England's top vets has warned. Patriots still pursuing perfection Three months after their bid for an undefeated season ended with a Super Bowl loss to the New York Giants, the New England Patriots are continuing to pursue trademarks on the phrases "19-0" and "19-0 The Perfect Season," records show. Beer lovers have found the world’s cheapest ale – costing an incredible 20 cents a pint. But the bad news for boozers is they must travel to war-torn Somalia, troubled Congo, or the remote Pacific islands of Tuvalu to get it. Memo to TV reporters: That's how you deal with hecklers. Hypnotist snubs anaesthetic, puts himself in trance during bone surgery A hypnotist left medics stunned by snubbing anaesthetic and sending HIMSELF into a trance before undergoing surgery. Mind-bender Alex Lenkei, who could hear the cracking of bones as the surgeon sawed at his hand but felt nothing, is thought to be the first person in the world to perform the feat. Grand Theft Auto IV: so good, it's criminal Whether you regard it as the primary threat to the moral health of our teenagers, or as a virtuosically slick and entertaining piece of videogame design, there's no question that the release of GTA IV will be the gaming event of the year. Scottish dogs wins Survivor of the Year award The amazing ‘tail’ of survival of courageous canine, Fern, from Nairn, who fought back from the brink of death after being impaled on 10-inch stick, has led her to be named PDSA Pet Survivor of the Year. Nicholas White who was trapped in an elevator in New York City for 41 hours. Here is a condensed look at White’s ordeal, as captured by the building’s security cameras.
Vitamin pills 'increase risk of early death' Popular vitamin supplements taken by millions of people in the hope of improving their health may do no good and could increase the risk of a premature death, researchers report today. Moms strapped for cash after charity nude calendar's poor sales Seven middle-aged Spanish moms who posed for a tongue-in-cheek erotic calendar — a fundraiser for their children's tiny, rural school — are now saddled with debt and 5,000 unwanted copies. Stranded teenager rescued from baby swing A teenage girl had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in a baby's swing after "a lark" on a Lancashire seafront in England. Environmental advice from "The Hills" Spencer Pratt tackles a gas-guzzling SUV in his weekly advice column for Radar magazine.
Graffiti artist pulls off most audacious stunt yet Banksy pulled off an audacious stunt to produce what is believed to be his biggest work yet in central London. 'Tree man' who grew roots now hopes to get married The 'Tree Man of Java’ is hoping to get married after doctors performed four major operations to hack away the bark-like tissue sprouting from his hands and feet. Why Bill and Hillary Clinton will never split up, win or lose. 101-year-old completes London Marathon Man stops for a beer and a cigarette halfway through record-setting run. TV reporter goes crazy! Sleepy village opens club for swingers A former dairy farmer has converted one of his barns into a club for swingers, promising "sexy fun" with condoms provided. Get ready for the 500,000-song iPod A new storage technology will pave the way for MP3 players and other gadgets to store a hundred times more information. Boy burned in tanning salon visit A 13-year-old boy is recovering after sustaining severe burn blisters to his face after visiting a tanning salon three times in a day. Photo: Cowell, Seacrest and a Vegas club American Idol's Simon Cowell (drinkin' a beer) and Ryan Seacrest (drinking a fancy little mixed drink) at a Las Vegas nightclub Thursday night.
The Internet gives us a cloak of anonymity, allowing every man, woman, and child to expel anonymous bile on strangers. Radar lists the 10 people the Web really, really loves to hate. Everyone wants a Prius nowadays The rising cost of oil and the current recession may combine to change the hybrid vehicle's image from a white-collar status symbol to a blue-collar money-saver. Vicar is stripped of Parish for spitting at congregation A Church of England vicar accused of intimidating and spitting at parishioners has become the first to be stripped of his post for pastoral breakdown in nearly 100 years. The Reverend Tom Ambrose, 61, fell out with members of his congregation over plans for modernisation to make his church more "inclusive." Woodpecker with freakish beak photographed This extraordinary woodpecker - with its freakishly long beak - has been spotted feeding from a domestic garden feeder. Experts have claimed the beak was the biggest they had ever seen and are surprised it can fly - let alone feed.
Foul-mouthed parrot teaches other birds to cuss Their favourite words are f*** off, b******* and t***. Mr Grewcock, who owns the Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary in Nuneaton, England said: "They just sit there swearing at each other now." Grieving father wins $9M in lottery the day he buries his son The day Gail Przybylski buried his oldest son, he also bought a lottery ticket. And it won him a $9-million jackpot. Size does matter in octopus relationships Jealous murders, gender suberfuge and once-in-a-lifetime sex: it seems the lives of octopuses are far more dramatic than anyone thought. Our bloggers just love Paris Hilton and here's their chance to become her best friend. Man caught having sex with picnic table A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table. Arthur Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him. World's smallest girl proud of her tiny size At just 1ft 11 in tall, she is dwarfed by her neighbour's baby, but Jyoti Amge is 15 years old. The teenager, who is the world's smallest girl according to the Indian Book of Records, has a form of dwarfism called achondroplasia. Now fully grown, she weighs just 11 lb. Warning: Google is in your driveway! Faced with a lawsuit by a Pittsburgh couple who claims that their privacy was invaded by Google's "Street View" mapping technology, the search giant has removed images of the family's home from its servers. Flying penguins found by BBC programme The BBC will today screen remarkable footage of penguins flying as part of its new natural history series, Miracles of Evolution. How a child prodigy at Oxford became a £130-an-hour prostitute With the intellect to win a place at Oxford at the age of 13, Sufiah Yusof should, by now, be carving out a high-flying career for herself. But a decade later, Miss Yusof has been exposed as a £130-an-hour prostitute. Man, 36, can only go to the pub with mum or dad A schizophrenic man who left a pub customer with a fractured eye socket in an unprovoked attack has been banned from every pub and club in England. Lee Gooch, aged 36, was warned he will be immediately jailed if he steps into a pub or nightclub - unless he is with his mum or dad.
"Awkward Facebook Encounters" (AFEs) can range from the relatively harmless defriending of a coworker to the more serious "deranged ex-boyfriend decides to say hello" variety.
Cannabis should be reclassified, says British prime minister British Prime Minster Gordon Brown today gave his backing for cannabis to be reclassified as a more serious drug later this month in a move that will reverse its downgrading by his predecessor.
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