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some sweet personal attacks for you
so there's this... http://www.bakersfield.com/... i've got a new game, too. it's super easy to play, even for someone who's extremely dim. all you have to do is dehumanize anyone who thinks differently than you. that's it. even if you don't understand logic or politics or possess common sense, you too can play this game. there are other parts to the game, of course, but you needn't worry about that. all you have to do is make people who think different than you seem like some sort of enemy or threat, and the psychopaths with guns will handle the rest. the point of the game is to constantly play offense, but in the unlikely event that your back is against the wall cause some uppity liberal called you on your stupidity, play the victim. you see how that works? make it seem like you just cannot handle any more vicious personal attacks from the other side. do all this whist accusing people of racism and explaining how you, personally aren't racist and you just might get to host a show on fox news. all from playing a game! the best part of this game is that no one will ever win. some people might think that's bad, but you have to look at the bigger picture. no one winning means the game goes on forever!
i can't wait until the war that these teabaggers constantly talk about comes. their reaction will be priceless when the kid gloves come off and they see what a small, fringe minority they really are. 8 comments from 5 users
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posted by
bethehammer
on Nov 2, 2009 at 02:50 PM
i guess anyone with basic reading and writing skills can get their crazy, nonsensical gibberish published in the californian. i had no idea. i actually fancy myself a writer, sometimes. i've been working on a story that would once and for all prove that viewers of glenn beck are not more likely to engage in coitus with farm animals, contrary to popular belief. wouldn't you know it though, i can't seem to pin the facts down. there just haven't been enough studies conducted. but, since no one really cares about standards in journalism, i'm just going to come out and say it. i, for one, do not think that viewers of glenn beck are more or less inclined to engage in coitus with farm animals than anyone else. anyone who claims otherwise is just a mud slinging, radical, kool-aid drinker. posted by
bethehammer
on Nov 2, 2009 at 02:53 PM
thinking about it, i would like to apologize if i hurt anyones feelings on that last one. i realize that "kool-aid drinker" might invoke jonestown, and that truly was a tragedy. so i'm sorry if i offended anyone who might have lost loved ones in that terrible circumstance. posted by
AudreyB
on Nov 2, 2009 at 03:00 PM
Beth I always loved the name Beth. It's so gentle and ladylike. Your blog is referring to a letter in the paper today from a paranoid toad who called liberals everything in the book but nice. I think he did himself and his party a disservice. I bet that more than one conservative had wished he'd kept his yap shut. Anyway Beth when you write a provocative blog, be sure to gird your loins because "the fits going to hit the shan". Don't make yourself a target unless your ready to do battle. posted by
bethehammer
on Nov 2, 2009 at 03:11 PM
meh. it's never much of a battle around here for those keeping score. mostly "but when liberals do it it's okay" and "i'm not posting on here anymore cause you're a jerk and i'm a little crybaby. whaa whaa!" and also don't forget "george soros". posted by
adampayne
on Nov 3, 2009 at 05:47 AM
Funny post! Thanks for the levity this morning. posted by
learnem
on Nov 3, 2009 at 05:54 AM
well, if those stinkin liberals would quit getting their talking points from the san francisco bathouses they frequent, it thinKKK it would be a better country.
And if the liberals would quit being so liberal with OTHER peoples money.........................................
posted by
bethehammer
on Nov 3, 2009 at 03:49 PM
what does any of that even mean? bathhouses? "it thinkkk it would be a better country." what??? posted by
randomfactor
on Nov 3, 2009 at 04:03 PM
It's learnem. It doesn't "mean" anything. Learnem can keep his guns, too, as far as I'm concerned. He's *MUCH* more likely to win himself a Darwin Award with them than shoot a burglar.
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