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blognroll - > Dr BLT's Blog n Roll Studio -> Eager to dig for dirt, democrats will find themselves "Digging a hole to Nowhere"
Eager to dig for dirt, democrats will find themselves "Digging a hole to Nowhere"

Welcome to my blog n roll series entitled,  Lyric today/Hear it Tomorrow!  Let's face it Democrats and Republicans.  Though some of us are striving to be civil, we're now officially engaged in a war of words. 

In this "civil" war of words, here's my latest counter-attack, aimed at those democrats so desperate to dig up dirt on their exceedingly formidable opponent, Governor Sarah Palin: 

 

 

 

Digging a Hole to Nowhere

words and music by Dr BLT copyright 2008

 

digging a hole to nowhere

they'll sink in their sinking sand

digging for dirt on McCain's pick

dirtiest trick in the land

 

chorus:

they're digging

they keep on digging

looking for somethin' with legs

but all they will find

is a pitbull

a pitbull with prettier lips

 

hockey moms say "Get the puck outa here,"

you'll never score any goals

your shots are pathetic

we don't even care

'cause you're diggin

a hole to nowhere

(chorus)

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posted by blognroll on Friday, September 5, 2008 at 01:53 PM
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posted by TSM on Sep 5, 2008 at 01:59 PM

Desperation on your part is causing you to double post.

Palin is so desperate to make troopergate go away, she filed an ethics complaint AGAINST HERSELF!

LOFL!!!!!

And now that Todd's ex-business partner's divorce records will be released, we'll find out if his wife initiated it because of infidelity.  The Enquirer story is looking more and more like a repeat of the Edwards' story.

 

posted by blognroll on Sep 5, 2008 at 02:03 PM

You're like a vulture flying over a barracuda that's very much alive, exceedingly threatening to her prey, and showing no sign of sickness.

posted by TSM on Sep 5, 2008 at 02:05 PM

 

HERE are the Allegations surrounding this developing story:

-The affair apparently happened in the mid 1990's, around the time Palin had just become mayor of the small Alsakan town of Wasilla.

-The man alleged to have had the affair with Sarah Palin was a guy by the name of Brad Hanson.

-Some reports say Brad Hanson is a council member with the Alaskan city of Palmer.

-Brad Hanson was a business partner of Sarah Palin's husband, Todd. Brad Hanson and Todd Palin shared a Anchorage Car Wash venture together.

-Brad Hanson was apparently also married at the time, he divorced his wife not long after.

- According to reports today, this week Brad Hanson filed an emergency motion to have his divorce papers sealed with an Alaskan family court. The motion was... denied.

-According to the National Enquirer, there definitely "was" an affair, but some sources suggest it was pretty tame. Just "reportedly flirtatious.... but (Palin and Brad Hanson) never consummated the relationship."

-In its latest news stand editions, The National Enquirer said: "Todd discovered the affair and quickly dissolved his friendship and business associations with the guy. Many people in Alaska are talking about the rumour and say Todd swept it under the rug."

-Speaking out against the National Enquirer, John McCain spokesman Steve Schmidt said, “Its a vicious lie.”

According to other sources, the National Enquirer said it would be holding off on further details until "next week."

Palin, the gift that keeps giving.

 

posted by TSM on Sep 5, 2008 at 02:07 PM

a barracuda that's very much alive

You'd never know it the way she's being kept from public view.

She could be stinking up the docks for all you know.

 

posted by blognroll on Sep 5, 2008 at 02:08 PM

Your fear speaks louder than your baseless accusations.  Even louder still, than the sound of your cacophonous, deafening fears are the words and the melody to Heart's song, Barracuda echoing in my head. 

posted by blognroll on Sep 5, 2008 at 02:14 PM

 This Heart song's going out to Sarah "Barracuda," and to this, I add: "Just ignore the vultures!"

So this aint the end -
I saw you again today
I had to turn my heart away
Smiled like the sun -
Kisses for real
And tales - it never fails!

You lying so low in the weeds
I bet you gonna ambush me
Youd have me down down down down on my knees
Now wouldnt you, barracuda?

 

posted by witbee on Sep 5, 2008 at 02:25 PM

As with most Liberals, its not the product (the hole) that matters. It is the act (digging) that is most important. The means justify the ends.

Kinda like playing the lottery.

posted by TSM on Sep 5, 2008 at 02:25 PM

So the good (fake) doctor sinks to stealing copyrighted material.

 

posted by witbee on Sep 5, 2008 at 02:27 PM

It says it is a Heart song, Brainiac.

posted by NancyII on Sep 5, 2008 at 02:30 PM

Read up on copyright laws TSM.

We just went down this road a few weeks ago.

posted by NancyII on Sep 5, 2008 at 02:31 PM

By the way, Heart demanded McCains people stop playing Barracuda in spite of it being the most downloaded song on the web.  Silly wabbits...McCain made them a bundle of money.

posted by siouxcityranch on Sep 5, 2008 at 02:32 PM

-According to the National Enquirer, there definitely "was" an affair, but some sources suggest it was pretty tame. Just "reportedly flirtatious.... but (Palin and Brad Hanson) never consummated the relationship."

 

 TSM you're such a low life..an affair is when they bump pee pees not because they are flirting..if thats true then every married couple in the past 100 years is guilty..teasin and grinin is part of the human anatomy..as long as they dont act on it..like that old demmy Clinton did..no harm no foul..your other VP FIRST choice had an actual affair..NEXT BS attack...

 also ya (edit)..he said it was hearts song..is your shoulder hurting you again??

posted by proam on Sep 5, 2008 at 03:03 PM

paxchristi3, Thanks for the laugh! Not much on these posts are funny. That was! My twisted sense of humor I suppose.


posted by Wolverines1 on Sep 5, 2008 at 03:11 PM

 "TSM you're such a low life..an affair is when they bump pee pees not because they are flirting.."

Wow, so the only way to cheat is "bump pee pees".  So oral sex, cyber sex, kissing,....none of that is cheating.  I guess a lot of guys will be happy to here that.

posted by TSM on Sep 5, 2008 at 03:11 PM

Nancy, perhaps you should read up on copyright laws.

Authors own the exclusive rights to their compositions.   This is called a copyright, and the composition is protected for many years--even if the copyright is never registered with the copyright office.  A composition is considered to be "intellectual property"  The copyright may be sold, transferred, or inherited--but the copyright still endures.  If any music or lyrics are still under copyright protection

  • you CANNOT reproduce the music or lyrics
  • you CANNOT distribute the music or lyrics either for free, for no profit, or for profit
  • you CANNOT perform the music or lyrics in public
  • you CANNOT play a recording of the music or lyrics in public--even if you own the CD
  • you CANNOT make a derivative work or arrangement for public use in any form
posted by TSM on Sep 5, 2008 at 03:16 PM

So oral sex, cyber sex, kissing,....none of that is cheating

Too bad the courts don't agree with them when it comes to granting divorce.

According to online divorce service divorce-online, half of all divorce petitions it processed are due to Internet adultery and cybersex behaviour.

And the rightwingers just blew away their own arguments against Clinton. That's too damned funny.

And did you notice how he completely ignored the Enquirer is sticking to their claim an actual affair occurred?

 

posted by TSM on Sep 5, 2008 at 03:19 PM

Legislative leaders today announced that a joint House and Senate Judiciary Committee hearing will take place on Friday, September 12, 2008, at 9:00 a.m. in Anchorage to issue subpoenas in the ongoing investigation into the events surrounding the termination of former Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan.  They also set a date of October 10, 2008, for the completion of special counsel Stephen Branchflower’s report.

Palin said her office would cooperate completely with the investigation. So why are subpoenas necessary?

Palin, the gift that keeps giving.

 

posted by Wolverines1 on Sep 5, 2008 at 03:21 PM

Sioux, spend the extra ten minutes doing a little research before you try to sound intelligent. 

posted by blognroll on Sep 5, 2008 at 03:21 PM

TSM, why don't you make up your mind if you want to go after Palin for whatever you can get your hands on, or me, for copyright infringement. 

If you go after me, it will divert precious time that you could be spending trying to dig up dirt on Palin, and when the election has been won and victory is declared for the Republicans, it will be too late.  Remember, everything but the kitchen sink until something sticks!

posted by ProgressivePete2 on Sep 5, 2008 at 03:29 PM

Everything is sticking BLT, you're just too dreamy eyed right now to see it. So do you condone her affair if it turns out to be true? Should she withdraw from the ticket?

posted by Wolverines1 on Sep 5, 2008 at 03:37 PM

"TSM, why don't you make up your mind if you want to go after Palin for whatever you can get your hands on, or me, for copyright infringement."

Have to stick up for TSM here, not that he needs it.  TSM does not attack.  He very easily points out all the "mistakes"  that you and the rest of the right wing, religious wackos continue to try and pass off as the truth. 

 

posted by ChicoEsquela on Sep 5, 2008 at 03:38 PM

THE ORGAN  IZER

posted by Wolverines1 on Sep 5, 2008 at 03:43 PM
posted by ProgressivePete2 on Sep 5, 2008 at 03:44 PM

Chico, are you seriously against community organizers? They actually help people get out of the life you so often complain about. What next, are you going to make fun of him teaching constitutional law?

posted by ProgressivePete2 on Sep 5, 2008 at 03:49 PM

Here's something funny I came across.

 

Rudy 911uliani at this year's GOP convention referring to Obama

"...he's never run a city, never run a state, never run a business. He's never had to lead people in crisis."

 

and here's Rudy again, but from last year referring to John McCain's readiness to lead.

...has never run a city, never run a state, never run a government. He has never been responsible as a mayor for the safety and security of millions of people...

 

He's either confused or really really likes that line. 

posted by HusbandMaterial on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:00 PM

Rudy has the copyright on that line, Pete. Don't you know ANYthing?!

posted by NancyII on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:04 PM

TSM....   http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

 

Look up fair exception.    And no, wiki wasn't my source the first time we talked about this but with a sleeping baby in my lap I'm limited. 

posted by HusbandMaterial on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:08 PM

 Look up fair exception.    And no, wiki wasn't my source the first time we talked about this but with a sleeping baby in my lap I'm limited.

Know what you mean, Nancy. My cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner so she's under my desk, parked on feet. Warm, but annoying.

posted by DBR1 on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:11 PM

KEEP IT UP, BLOGNROLL -- we're here for ya!

Eventually the Dems will get tired of chasing their tails. They'll then hurry back to take their much-deserved place in the "free government cheese & butter" line.

posted by ProgressivePete2 on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:14 PM

DBR1, wow man, what a post. Do you have anything more meaningful to share other than lame insults?

 

Anyone out there know when Palin is going to do an interview? It's been quite a few days and she hasn't had to answer 1 single question other than will you be my running mate. It's quite strange really. What are they hiding?

posted by DBR1 on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:21 PM

Actually, yes I do.

I just tried "Tom's Famous Burgers" on Rosedale Hwy. Best burgers in town -- in my opinion. The owner's very nice and he appreciates the business!

Also, I have 8 lbs. of Peet's coffee in my freezer!

posted by NancyII on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:26 PM

PP why would you assume they're hiding anything?  They've been kinda busy.  At least that's the line Obama used with O'Reilly.

posted by ProgressivePete2 on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:28 PM

I'll be right over.  ; )  I think my favorite kind is the aged sumatra. Yummmmm. It's nice to know someone else in this town has good taste in coffee. I just wish they would open up a Peets here. I miss their rocket fuel.

I hope it's in an airtight container. I actually heard it doesn't keep it's freshness any longer in the freezer. Air is coffee's worst enemy. 

posted by ProgressivePete2 on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:30 PM

Well Nancy, Obama, Biden and McCain are all going on the sunday shows, and Palin has no interviews scheduled. I think maybe they're just getting her educated on the issues. Either that or they're afraid of the questions she'll surely be asked.

posted by blognroll on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:31 PM

 DBR1, wow man, what a post. Do you have anything more meaningful to share other than lame insults?

Lame insults?  Funny!  I took it as a compliment :) Thanks for the props, DBR1

posted by ChicoEsquela on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:32 PM

Well Pete -- if I thought this  "community organizing" would really promote gainful employment, I would be all for it.

BTW,  keep on digging, hoping, smearing, hoping, throwing everything against the wall until something sticks libtards……… everyone with a modicum of common sense can see just how desperate you Lefties have become. She continues to scare the hell out of you all………. (and with good reason). BWAHAAAAAAAAAA! I Love it!

 

(next thing you know Sarah will actually be a male who made a visit to Sweden after being raped by wolves and Todd will be a transplanted transvestite from San Fran who used to date a guy in a tank top who moved back East ……..)

Hey DBR1, where is that Burder place down there? And where do you get Peet's coffee? (its not progressive is it?)

posted by NancyII on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:33 PM

Like I said, she's been kinda busy.   Not to worry, you'll hear from her and THEN you'll have more reason to worry.  And it won't be over religion or abortion...it will be over the election.

posted by DBR1 on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:37 PM

I currently have 2 Arabian Mocha Java, 3 Major Dickason's Blend and 3 Aged Sumatra. No, I just throw them in the freezer when I get my shipment. I go through them pretty quickly -- and they seem to taste fine. Think I'll go have a cup now.

You see, a Liberal Democrat and a conservative Republican can find common ground sometimes. Maybe the candidates just need a cup of coffee!

Much like me.... :-)

posted by ChicoEsquela on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:38 PM

And Nancy, if she makes it to the WH, post Jan 09 they will all have to find a real job.

I could use some people to sand in some of my corrals. When the rains come we'll be knee deep in poop again pulling calves at midnight.

I could use some decent drivers too, but that requires some common sense.............

We have runs going to Chino and other points San Fernanco Valley and you have to have your wits about you driving down there..........

I guess we could teach em to weld......... I've got a bunch of pipe and could use some new fencing/corrals............ MIG/TIG, etc..... nawwww........ to complex.... oh well.....

Maybe the ones with a PHD can use one?

posted by ProgressivePete2 on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:41 PM

I'm not all that worried Nancy. Obama has turned quite a few safe "red states" into battleground toss ups. McCain is going to have to spend money and campaign in places that Republicans have traditionally blown Democrats away in. That was one of Hillary's biggest downfalls too. They both underestimate his organizational skills. One other common theme I'm seeing is that McCain was saying how much more experience he had, and now is adopting Obamas message of change because he realized that's what people are looking for. Hillary did the same thing. The biggest difference is that Hillary represented change way more than mr 25 years in the senate. Palin unfortunately represents change, but an extremely socially conservative change that won't go over very well, except for those on the far right. I doubt very many Americans want things like book banning and abortion banning.

posted by DBR1 on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:47 PM

ChicoEscuela: Tom's Famous Burgers is on the south side of Rosedale Hwy., just across the street from Bakersfield fire station 61. It's on a corner one block east of Calloway (just east of the "Cheap Gas" mini mart on the corner of Rosedale & Calloway.) The place is very small, but the burgers are incredible! And believe it or not, the owner is NICE!

http://www.peetscoffee.com


Blognroll: You rock, friend! Keep it up.

posted by ProgressivePete2 on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:51 PM

DBR1, those are all excellent choices. Peets coffee that has been hanging out for a while is still 1000 times better than anything else out there. 

Chico, locally you can buy it at Vons, but it's not the same as getting it from an actual Peets coffee or getting it shipped. 

posted by blognroll on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:52 PM

DBR1, it takes a person who rocks to know another person who rocks.  You rock! 

posted by ChicoEsquela on Sep 5, 2008 at 04:58 PM

Pete -- I usually get French Market at Vons or Albertsons

I like the chicory. But now we have a new maker with a grinder so we do beens and I can't find any chicory.

I also like cumen in my coffee (Indian) but can't find either one even at Trader Joe's.

I do find if I put a little Kessler in it though, it doesn't matter..............   ;-)

(gotta go meet some tribal cops/army vets for a few Newcastle Ales and a shot of Kessler over by Allensworth)

posted by DBR1 on Sep 5, 2008 at 05:10 PM

Thanks blognroll.

Well, gotta go watch O'Reilly so I can load up on my "Democrat Ammo."

 

Remember to support Tom's Famous Burgers. I want that guy to make it. Those are great burgers!

posted by NancyII on Sep 5, 2008 at 05:11 PM

There's a Toms Burgers on the corner of Roberts and Chester.  Ame owners?  My family swears by their burgers and pastrami.  I'll admit they are huge.  The pastrami lasts me for two meals.

Pete... Even some of the Dem. talking heads are saying there's reason for concern.  But then I guess TBC bloggers know best.

Dearm dream dream,,,,  oooops...TSP  TSM will get me for copyright infringement.  (snicker)

posted by DBR1 on Sep 5, 2008 at 05:13 PM

Nancy's okay with me. I like the snicker!

posted by NancyII on Sep 5, 2008 at 05:18 PM

DBR1, I've been alternately snickering, laughing, giggling, and grinning for the last 5-6 days.  Except for the time I spent outraged at the slime thrown at Palin that is.  I haven't had so much fun since I stuck strapping tape in my ex hubby's beard.

posted by NancyII on Sep 5, 2008 at 05:19 PM

Did I mention I'm divorced?

posted by AudreyB on Sep 5, 2008 at 06:04 PM

Yeah BNR

Get the puck out of here! 

Thanks for the laugh, unintentional or otherwise.

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