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posted by chickenhead on Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 07:56 PM
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Spring Classes for Women at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Thursday June 4,
2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
.


Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Spring Classes for Women at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Thursday June 4,
2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
.


Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

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I'm not sure the math is very correct on this...but it does make a
Person think.
 
  Alive and growing in every state... Especially CA...
  Joe Legal vs. Joe Illegal
 
  Here is an example of why hiring illegal aliens is not  economically
Productive for the State of California  You have 2 families..."Joe
Legal" and "Jose  Illegal". Both families have 2 parents, 2 children and
Live in California.
 
  "Joe Legal" works in construction, has a Social  Security Number, and
Makes $25.00 per hour with payroll  taxes deducted....."Jose Illegal"
Also works in  construction, has "NO" Social Security Number, and  gets
Paid $15.00 cash "under the table".
 
  Joe Legal...$25.00 per hour x 40 hours $1000.00 per week,  $52,000 per
Year.
 
  Now take 30% away for state federal tax  Joe Legal now has $31,231.00
 
  Jose Illegal...$15..00
  Per hour x 40 hours $600.00 per week, $31,200.00 per year
 
Jose Illegal pays no taxes...
Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00
 
  Joe Legal pays Medical and Dental Insurance with limited  coverage
$1000.00 per month $12,000.00 per year.
  Joe Legal now has $19,231.00
 
  Jose Illegal has full Medical and Dental coverage through the state and
Local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year.
Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00
 
  Joe Legal makes too much money is not eligible for Food  Stamps or
Welfare Joe Legal pays for food $1,000.00 per  month $12,000.00 per
Year.
  Joe Legal now has $ 7,231.00
  Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for  Food Stamps
And Welfare Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00
 
  Joe Legal pays rent of $1,000.00 per month  $12,000.00 per year  Joe
Legal is now in the hole minus (-) $4,769.00
 
 
  Jose Illegal receives a $500 per month Federal rent subsidy
 
  Jose Illegal pays rent $500.00 per month $6,000.00 per year Jose
Illegal still has $25,200.00
 
  Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part  time job
After work.
 
  Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his  family.
 
  Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend  the same school.
Joe Legal pays for his children's  lunches while Jose Illegal's children
Get a government sponsored lunch.
 
  Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL  program. Joe Legal's
Children go home.
 
  Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same Police and Fire
Services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.
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