The View From Here
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Signs
Over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's Office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's Door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's Truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's Truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing Company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows."
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On an Electrician's Truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke,
we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action." **************************
On a Maternity Room Door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's Window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's Waiting Room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be (de-lighted)." **************************
In a Restaurant Window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry,
come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a
Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget this sign......
Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Bestplace in town to take a leak."
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