Find out if she's on a three, four, or five-week cycle. Then you'll know when it is. You'll also know when it isn't, so she can't pull that "it's that time of the month" scam.

Try to touch her....  you know where. If she does not let you she is probably on her period. Ask God for forgiveness......then write down the date in your Lil black book...so you will know from now on when she is on her cycle...........

Oh come on!!!
 

Women don't keep it a secret!

"ask God for forgiveness" ??What?

oooooh.....OUCH! I rolled my eyes so hard I've given myself a headache...

Grrooaannn

 Aww Gube. Maybe you are hanging around the wrong women. Any woman i know will warn a man when she has aunt flow in town. Also if you are around a woman long enough you will just know, if you know her and the way she acts then you will know. My roomate knows when i start mine, but he was also my bestfriend for 3 years and boyfriend for 2.5. lol. Also are you asking this because you want to know when not to hook up with a girl because aunt flow is in town? If you try to touch her and she says no, there is only two reasons, she doesnt want to be touched or aunt flow is hanging around, most women will tell you though.

I can't believe you even asked the question on here Gube.   That is waaaaay TMI.  Quoting Lev. is hilarious since next you'll be having women go to a special tent during that time.  But then you'll REALLY know for sure.

Geezzz..this is as bad as all the commericals for feminine products.   :-)

That knife in your back is the first clue......that and all the milk curdles. 

Nancy

A special tent?   That would have been GREAT.  No dishes, no kids, no husband, nopets.  Just me and my book.

I think we should bring that idea back.

 ohh yea, and chocolate becomes her best friend.

Get married. When she sends you out to buy femine products, you'll know.

I noted that you said "most women" take offense, not "my girlfriend" or "my wife." You shouldn't have a care or concern about the cycle of "most women."

That's easy. Go with a girl on Depo Provera. You get two benefits for the price of one!

LMAO, okay this made my day seeing this, too funny.  But the easiest answer to this is............ when using the restroom, just glance over at the trash can. If its the wrong time, you will see distinct wrappers. Never fails.

And wow the things you never knew were in scripture!

One thing about blogs, they are soooo educational. 

Audrey, I didn't think it was such a bad practice either...lol.  AND a relief from snorers.  Lotsa benefits there.

Believe me....she'll let you KNOW...and if she doesn't, time to trade up...if she isn't forthcoming about that, then who knows what other ' surprises ' she has in store for you....ie-bugs..clap or even worse....protect yourself amigo....

gube, DUDE! I gave you better credit than that! We are no longer in the Dark Ages. It does not matter, nothing is going to shrivel up and die on you at the "wrong time". Don't sweat the details. Who you are with is more important than when.

Cotton pony time? C'mon Gube, man up, ride the red sea. OK, that was VERY BAD of me. But please- what kinda post is this? Do us girls bring up, ya know, ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION to all the bloggers?!?!?

spam code: VYREG. Kinda like viagra

LOL,LOL,LOL,LOL that right Bakonative, whats up with the dark ages here, stuck in the 70's For Sure! Hasn't anyone on this site ever studied such books like the Joy of Sex, Safe Touching , etc....... come on people thats some of the best sex you will ever have and HER too. It actually lessens cramping and shortens the cycle.  And no it really doesn't make a big mess...LOL,LOL really Gube, I tell no lies.Please now, Forgive later