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Two outlaw rally drivers, Alex Roy and Dave Maher, broke the unofficial transcontinental driving record during a secret 31 hour 4 minute run from New York to Los Angeles in late 2006. It was a highly illegal feat that involved speeds of up to 160 mph, and was achieved only after years of preparation, the use of a heavily-modified BMW M5 loaded with high-tech equipment including night vision cameras and laser jammers, and help of a spotter plane.  

A prior record for crossing the U.S. from New York City to Los Angeles of 32 hours, 7 minutes was set in 1983 by David Diem and Doug Turner during the US Express, an unofficial successor to the Cannonball Run. The record was unofficial and never documented or confirmed. When documentary filmmaker Cory Welles called it to Roy's attention, he decided he should be the one to break it.

Roy and co-driver Jonathan Goodrich completed a practice run in December of 2005, finishing with a time of 34 hours and 46 minutes. A subsequent attempt in April of 2006 added a spotter plane, but the failure of his M5's fuel pump ended the run in Oklahoma. On October 7th of 2006 Roy and replacement co-driver David Maher, a New York investment banker, embarked on another run. On this, the successful 31:04 run Roy claims 2,794 mapped miles and 2800 road miles - which he covered at an average speed of 90.1 mph. The run took place over Columbus Day weekend so as to meet minimal traffic, in part for safety; they also avoided any type of reckless driving such as tailgating, although they reached top speeds of 160 mph.

Roy's route, which hit only four toll booths, three or four red lights and only one close call with the highway patrol in Oklahoma, ended at the Santa Monica Pier.

The record was witnessed in part by Davey Johnson and Mike Spinelli, contributor and managing editor of the automobile blog Jalopnik. The time was recorded by a time clock which was punched as they left New York and flown to California before they arrived.

Roy waited for over a year before publicly disclosing his exploits, allowing any limitations on criminal statutes to expire. 

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More than 300 arrested in immigration raid

Agents target world's largest kosher meatpacking plant

POSTVILLE, Iowa - Federal immigration agents raided a northeastern Iowa meat processing plant Monday, arresting more than 300 people and housing many of them at a converted fairgrounds.

The raid of the Agriprocessors Inc. plant in Postville was the largest in state history and had been planned for months, said U.S. Attorney Matt M. Dummermuth.

The raid, one of several conducted at meat-processing plants around the country in recent years, was aimed at seeking evidence of identity theft, stolen Social Security numbers and people who are in the country illegally, ICE spokesman Tim Counts said.

Authorities arrived at the Agriprocessors plant about 10 a.m. and presented company officials with search warrants. Agents asked to speak with all the employees, and plant officials cooperated and shut down their operations.

ICE buses, filled with illegals

Agriprocessors, the world’s largest kosher meatpacking plant, did not immediately return messages seeking comment.

Of those arrested, 44 were released for humanitarian reasons, primarily because they must care for children. They were ordered to report to court later.

Others arrested were held in local jails or driven by bus about 75 miles to temporary housing at the National Cattle Congress fairgrounds in Waterloo. Federal authorities previously leased the fairgrounds and have turned it into a secure center.

Sister Mary McCauley, a Roman Catholic nun at St. Bridget’s Catholic Church in Postville, said family members of plant workers came to the nearby church in tears after immigration agents arrived in buses, vans and two helicopters.

“The people right now are hearing and seeing the helicopters,” McCauley said Monday morning. “They are just panic-stricken and very frightened and some of them are coming to the church as a safe haven.”

McCauley said she went to the plant to help provide information and assist workers but was not allowed to get close.

“Some of the people that are going to be detained are up against a fence and now they’re tying their hands,” she said.

Many of the plant workers are Hispanic, mostly from Mexico and Guatemala, she said.

Counts, the ICE spokesman, said a toll-free telephone number had been set up to assist family members of those arrested who have questions about their detention status and the removal process.

Asked about the raid during a Monday news conference, Gov. Chet Culver said both illegal immigrants and companies that knowingly hire them should be prosecuted.

“Illegal means illegal, not just those who are crossing the border illegally but those who are responsible for helping to make it happen,” Culver said. He added that it is also important to consider humanitarian concerns and had raised those issue with immigration authorities.

The governor said he’d been told last week there would be some kind of federal action.

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A shocking new gay love scandal threatens to throw Hillary Clinton's historic drive for the White House into total chaos! Political insiders are asking if one of the Democratic candidate's closest advisors, a beautiful American-born Muslim who's been part of the New York senator's inner circle for the past 12 years, is more than just a top aide.

Sources have left no doubt that Hillary’s made passes at women, and that Muslim Huma Abedin is Hillary’s most likely source of romantic and sexual love.

One email came for a Department of Justice computer (ISP) stating this: "I am close enough to both Hillary and Huma to know that it is an open secret on the campaign that those two are romantically involved.  It is something you will never get them to verify though…"

According to my limited research the Clinton camp has tried to keep Huma’s existence real quiet. I at first suspected it to be because of her nationality and Hillary’s creepy relationships with India and Pakistan.

It is common knowledge that Hillary is bisexual. According to Bill’s long-time ex-girlfriend Gennifer Flowers, Hillary enjoyed performing oral sex on other women.  On p.41 of Flowers’ autobiography "Gennifer Flowers: Passion and Betrayal", Gennifer asked Bill if there was any truth to the rumor that Hillary was having an affair with another woman. Bill laughed and said (referring to Hillary), "Honey, she’s probably eaten more p***y than I have."

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Happy days are here again! In a display of good common sense, the U.S. Supreme Court today ruled that death by lethal injection is not cruel and unusual punishment.

The justices, by a 7-2 vote, turned back a constitutional challenge to the procedures in place in Kentucky, which uses three drugs to sedate, paralyze and kill inmates. Similar methods are used by roughly three dozen states.

The governor of Virginia lifted his state's moratorium on executions two hours after the high court issued its ruling.

"We ... agree that petitioners have not carried their burden of showing that the risk of pain from maladministration of a concededly humane lethal injection protocol, and the failure to adopt untried and untested alternatives, constitute cruel and unusual punishment," Chief Justice John Roberts said in an opinion that garnered only three votes. Four other justices, however, agreed with the outcome.

There's lost time to be made up for, so line 'em up! Come on, we're bunin' daylight...

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Jesus said you must be Born Again

Jesus can pound sand up his [bleep] sideways.

Sage if I went with my brain and...

Your <doubled over with laughter> what?

...yes they are human; but like rapist drunks child molesters drug addicts liers cheaters and all others that sin they and me are human waste

You said it...

So Sage you were born of a Virgin

Jesus' mother, Mary, was no virgin. Her favorite praying position was lying on her back with her feet in the air. She did, however, occasionally call out to "God" at about 130 decibels...(see below) 

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Study suggests Israelites may have eaten hallucinogenics

JERUSALEM - When Moses brought the Ten Commandments down from Mount Sinai, he may have been high on a hallucinogenic plant, according to a new study by an Israeli psychology professor.

Writing in the British philosophy journal Time and Mind, Benny Shanon of Jerusalem’s Hebrew University said two plants in the Sinai desert contain the same psychoactive molecules as those found in plants from which the powerful Amazonian hallucinogenic brew ayahuasca is prepared.

The thunder, lightning and blaring of a trumpet which the Book of Exodus says emanated from Mount Sinai could just have been the imaginings of a people in an “altered state of awareness,” Shanon hypothesized.

“In advanced forms of ayahuasca inebriation, the seeing of light is accompanied by profound religious and spiritual feelings,” Shanon wrote.

“On such occasions, one often feels that in seeing the light, one is encountering the ground of all Being ... many identify this power as God.”

Shanon wrote that he was very familiar with the affects of the ayahuasca plant, having “partaken of the ... brew about 160 times in various locales and contexts.”

He said one of the psychoactive plants, harmal, found in the Sinai and elsewhere in the Middle East, has long been regarded by Jews in the region as having magical and curative powers.

Shanon acknowledged that he had "no direct proof of this interpretation" and said such proof cannot be expected.

Biblical scholars scoffed at Shanon's suggestion. Orthodox rabbi Yuval Sherlow told Israel Radio: “The Bible is trying to convey a very profound event. We have to fear not for the fate of the biblical Moses, but for the fate of science.”

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THE HOLY AND KINDA VENERABLE SAINT JOHN C. HOLMES was to the adult film industry what Elvis was to rock 'n' roll. He simply was “The King.”

In the Old Testament, adultery was punishable by stoning. In the New Testament, Jesus included looking "lustfully at a woman" as adultery. In the 1970s, adultery paid John Holmes as much as $3000 a day.

Lust is one of the seven deadly sins. John Holmes could make almost seven figures a year. He was best known for playing the distinguished character of "Johnny Wadd," a detective who nailed more than bad guys. As Johnny Wadd, Holmes starred in such smash hits as “The Jade Pussycat,” and “Tell Them Johnny Wadd Is Here.” He also starred in the highly-acclaimed “Dracula Sucks.”

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The real John Holmes

Holmes bore such a striking resemblance to Ken Osmond, who played Eddie Haskell on the "Leave It To Beaver" TV show, that a reporter wrote a story claiming that Osmond had a new career in the adult film industry. Shortly thereafter he received a letter asking him to print a retraction. It was signed by Officer Ken Osmond of the LAPD.

Holmes liked sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll. Especially drugs. His Hoover vacuum-like usage of cocaine eventually got him a spot of trouble with the law when some people were clocked upside the head with steel pipes. This scene is graphically shown in the 2003 movie "Wonderland," starring Val Kilmer as Holmes.

Val Kilmer, who is said to be about 300 times better-looking than the real John Holmes

On the early morning hours of July 1, 1981 at a house at 8763 Wonderland Ave. in Los Angeles, five were bludgeoned repeatedly with steel pipes; four died. John Holmes was present at the site of the murder, as evidenced by his finger prints, but it is unknown whether he participated in any of the killings.

John Holmes died in 1988, but his movies, and of course that deadly sin LUST, live on. Gods may come and gods may go, but wild, unbridled sin will live on forever.

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A former priest accused of sexually abusing at least five minors in two states is HIV positive, Catholic diocese officials said Thursday.

Last week, a leader in the Catholic Diocese of Fort Worth heard someone mention that the Rev. Philip A. Magaldi has the virus that causes AIDS, said diocese spokesman Pat Svacina. The leader, the Rev. Michael F. Olson, then got verbal confirmation from Magaldi as well as a letter from his doctor who said he has HIV but not AIDS, Svacina said.

The diocese then alerted the victims and the parishes where Magaldi served for nearly four decades, Svacina said. Vicar General Michael Olson has contacted three people who made allegations of sexual misconduct against Migaldi. 

Fort Worth diocese officials said they believe that Magaldi has been HIV positive since at least 2003.

Earlier photo of Magaldi

The HIV-infested Magaldi last month

Magaldi, 71, lives in a retirement center and diocese officials declined to disclose where. He has previously said he was innocent of the sexual abuse allegations, for which he has not been charged.

Photo of Magaldi taken yesterday

He was removed as a priest in 1999 amid claims of sexual misconduct in Providence, R.I., where he served from 1960-90, and the Fort Worth area, where he served from 1990-92 and 1993-99.

He was out of the ministry while serving a brief stint in prison in 1992 after embezzling about $200,000 from his Rhode Island parish, officials said. Prosecutors there said he used some of the money for tropical vacations with adolescent boys and once gave a teenager he met in a park enough money to get a car.

The deviant Magaldi getting some good old-fashioned punishment

Father Magaldi is the second abusive Fort Worth priest to be confirmed HIV-positive. The first was the Rev. James Hanlon, who died in 1990 after battling the virus, alcoholism and liver disease.

Bishop Kevin Vann of the Fort Worth diocese is flying to Rome next week to ask the Vatican to expedite the process of having Magaldi defrocked, which would remove him from clerical status.

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"Why do we have to call him Jesus?" Joseph reportedly remarked after the "Virgin" Mary insisted on the second-born also being named Jesus.

Mary replied, "The first son of God is Jesus, the second son of God is Jesus, if there's a third son of God, guess what, he'll be called f**king Jesus, now get over it."

Loss of Faith

After his brother Jesus had died on the cross, Jesus 2 insisted on becoming known as Jesus. He also announced that he wished to meet his real father. Mary again explained that his father was God, to which Jesus answered that in that case he wished to have a face to face with the Almighty. "Joseph has been a great father to me, but I just feel that I want to get to know my real dad" he commented, "God's been very much an absent father and I don't think he's been entirely diligent over the maintenance payments. I just want to give him the chance to explain."

After hearing the rumors that his brother Jesus had risen from the dead he commented, "Well he hasn't been to see me!" Jesus never did get another chance to see his brother. He was told that his older brother had gone to the top of a hill and disappeared. "Look you've either risen from the dead or you haven't. Ascending into heaven on top of a hill before you've even sent so much as a postcard just smacks of bad manners." Jesus was quoted as saying.

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Atheist Jesus's only Bible Mention

Luke 4:32pm

" And the second Jesus ‘twas walking in clothes untouched by Persil in score years. His hand clenched forth Tennents Special Brew, and he sucked its contents with Scottish like glee. He talked unto some ugly bird with words ungodly. She was up-for-it and they took refuge in abominable acts on a parketh bencheth. The Lord did say, 'At least he's not one of THEM!' "

The Last Days

The last sightings of Atheist Jesus were made when he was about forty. He was living rough and drinking heavily. Old friends reported a sad and incoherent figure wandering the darker, seedier streets. "No one’s going to crucify me," he was overheard saying.

His friend Jack recounts the last fateful time he ran into Atheist Jesus. "I saw him and he said he’d had enough of everything. He said he wanted to go to Mount Olivet to see his brother. Nobody had seen his brother in years but he insisted he should go. He could hardly work and I had to practically carry him. As we went on he seemed to regain some strength and managed to support himself more and more. By the time we got there I could no longer feel him holding on for support. I never saw him again."

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THE HOLY AND VENERABLE SAINT CHARLES BRONSON goes after a sadistic doctor works for assorted South American governments who wish to curb dissent and intimidate rebels through torture.

There's one extremely graphic scene where a dissident journalist is shackled naked to a torture device with electrodes affixed to his genitals and slowly electrocuted to death. The guy convulses wildly and vomits blood, the whole nine yards. It turns out that "The Doctor," whose real name is Clement Molloch, is a worldwide expert on torture, lending his services to the governments of various totalitarian regimes.

It turns out that Molloch's latest casualty was a friend of retired professional assassin Holland (Charles Bronson). Holland is enjoying retirement in the Cayman Islands, but after learning of his friend's murder, he grudgingly agrees to climb out of his hammock and go after the doctor. To disguise his mission, he poses as a tourist and brings along the journalist's widow and daughter. Everything that follows is 100% predictable, but for Bronson fans, that's part of the fun.

A shocking experience

Bronson lends his particular panache to the action scenes, which include a fight where he grabs the testicles of a Richard Ramirez look-alike while scanning a seedy bar. We get several close-ups of Bronson twisting and squeezing as the man screams in pain; Bronson eventually kills his opponent by squeezing his scrotum until the man loses consciousness. In another scene that is classic Bronson, he and his woman go to a seedy bar, where he casually breaks a man's neck.

Bronson grabs a handful

Bronson systematically kills everyone associated with the doctor, which causes the doctor to fear for his life a go into hiding. Bronson draws him out by holding the doctor’s lesbian sister hostage, which leads to a great finale where hundreds of peasants pick-axe the doctor to death while he sits in his limo.

The initial electrode death is rather thrilling, but nothing in the film tops the scene where Bronson knocks a guy to the floor, attaches a fire hose to his neck, and pushes him off a high rise balcony. Bronson also throws a knife across a room and into a man's neck. Cool. And after the doctor is whacked and pummeled by the irate peasants, his body is unrecognizable, looking more like a few hundred pounds of hamburger than a human being. A great film!