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jadedcynic - > -> An easy way to tell if you're a morning person.
An easy way to tell if you're a morning person.

What was the first thing you said this morning?

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posted by jadedcynic on Tuesday, September 2, 2008 at 11:29 AM
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posted by jadedcynic on Sep 2, 2008 at 11:32 AM

Sadly, "Leave me alone."

I guess my family is right...I am grumpy in the morning. I'm going to work on that.

posted by Rickldo on Sep 2, 2008 at 11:37 AM

"Just a couple of pieces of bacon this morning." to the facility cook at 3:45am. Three minutes later I asked the guys I van pool if they had signed out to go to work. I HAVE to be a morning person, I'm up at 3:30 six days a week...

posted by tchudilowsky on Sep 2, 2008 at 11:44 AM

 I yelled out "don't forget to put the movies in the mailbox..luv ya" to my hubby as he left for his shop :0)

I KNOW I am not a morning person! Ewww hate early..hate it!

posted by witbee on Sep 2, 2008 at 11:46 AM

"Goodbye" and a smooch for Mrs. Witbee. A great way to start the day, but I am still not a morning person.

posted by reyna805 on Sep 2, 2008 at 11:46 AM

"Good morning, lovey" in response to my 3-year-old's "Good morning, mommy." 

I have to be a morning person; my daughter always wakes up before my alarm goes off.

posted by sagefever on Sep 2, 2008 at 11:47 AM

Feeling very perky: "Good morning Honey"

 

posted by bakoblue on Sep 2, 2008 at 11:52 AM

"Weebs, sit your a** down", in response to my cat climbing on my pillow and starting to knead all in my hair...exactly 10 minutes before I'm supposed to get up anyway.

Nope, no morning person here :o)

posted by notatroll on Sep 2, 2008 at 11:56 AM

"Why am I so sore?"  Said to myself as I limped out of bed to go make coffee. 6:07 am

posted by CatherineBaker on Sep 2, 2008 at 12:02 PM

I woke up talking in my sleep, and I don't remember what I said.  After I opened my eyes, though, I said, "Hey there pretty girl" to my baby as my husband brought her to me.

Definitely a mornng person, just not a "just woke up person."

posted by AudreyB on Sep 2, 2008 at 12:24 PM

"Cut it out Mama Kitty!"   She woke me up by playing with the cords from the window blinds, AGAIN.

posted by Goofy1 on Sep 2, 2008 at 12:26 PM

Up at 4:00 a.m. everyday and I really like that time of the day...just have to have my coffee before I can carry on a decent conversation.

posted by theColorNine on Sep 2, 2008 at 12:31 PM

Mine does that, too, Audrey, and it drives me nuts, especially when mine wakes me up about a half hour before the alarm was supposed to go off.  I'm too awake at that point to try to go back to sleep for the last 30 minutes, so I might as well get up.  

If you can't figure it out, I'm not a morning person ... unless I'm camping or traveling.

 

posted by TSM on Sep 2, 2008 at 12:39 PM

This morning it was "Stop it already" to my cat who was jumping on and off the bed at 4:50am and meowing non-stop.

I can't print what I said yesterday morning to him when he woke me up at 3:00am by puking on my pillow.

 

posted by AudreyB on Sep 2, 2008 at 12:48 PM

colornine

I really am a morning person.  But this cat is an even earlier riser than I am. 

She also drinks out of my water glass on my night stand.   I caught her at it!  So now, no more water glass for either of us.

posted by tchudilowsky on Sep 2, 2008 at 12:59 PM

 My cat has his own room at night. When it's bedtime we just say "Newmon...bed.." he runs down stairs and goes right into his room. :-)

posted by bakoblue on Sep 2, 2008 at 01:10 PM

TSM --- way funny! But mostly because I've been there.


posted by TSM on Sep 2, 2008 at 01:31 PM

 

When it's bedtime we just say "Newmon...bed.."

You are so lucky. I tried that with mine but he leaves his when I go to bed and joins me. If I shut the bedroom door, he stands next to it and meows and scratches until I let him in. The longest time I lasted was 25 minutes before letting him in and he didn't stop once. I put his bed on the floor next to mine, but he won't stay in it for long. He knows who's boss, and I guess I do too.

But mostly because I've been there

This is the second time he's puked in my bed, but the first time when I was in it. Now I know what it sounds like up close when a cat regurgitates. It's pretty gross.

 

posted by MassMurderer on Sep 2, 2008 at 01:48 PM

[expletive] 6:02 a.m.

posted by HusbandMaterial on Sep 2, 2008 at 02:21 PM

Inexplicibly, I had a song in my head that I haven't heard in 30 (40?) years. "Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin', Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread."

Cats are BARRED from the bedroom (Darleen, Catalina and Creepy)

posted by Anselmo86 on Sep 2, 2008 at 02:33 PM

......yes its 6.am!!-->I can sleep an extra hour!!


posted by Hazelygirl on Sep 2, 2008 at 03:07 PM

'[edit.]..' (I woke up an hour late because my alarm didnt go off!)

 

posted by antiextremism on Sep 2, 2008 at 03:26 PM

Well, thanks a lot, I'll call you.....er......what's your name again?

posted by TomW on Sep 2, 2008 at 03:32 PM

"Boo!"  Long story.


posted by TomW on Sep 2, 2008 at 03:34 PM

Hazelygirl.  Ix-nay on the [edit.].  Rules of the road here.

 

posted by tchudilowsky on Sep 2, 2008 at 05:05 PM

 When we first got Newmon he was a 6 month old brat, attack cat!

Scared the daylights out of all of us with his sneaky ankle attacks.

But as he has gotten older, he's 7 now, he is a love bug.

He comes when called and goes to bed in his own room without a peep.

If we stay up really late he puts himself to bed.

If he didn't shed..he'd be the ultimate PURRFECT cat :0)

posted by ghostriter on Sep 2, 2008 at 05:15 PM

This morning it was "hello, babies" to my two youngest kittens, Cody and Calypso, who are both starved for affection every morning when I go into the bathroom. They sleep in there to prevent them causing the problems earlier mentioned in this blog. Also, unlike their older "siblings", they have not learned that  to attack Mommy's legs through the sheets at three AM is a BAD thing. Climbing window screens is also a favorite of theirs, and the big problem there is that they are unable to get back down. MEEEEEOOOOWWWW at three AM is also a BAD thing.

This is how much of a morning person I am NOT:  I don't even know how to work our fancy coffee maker, because my husband is ALWAYS up before me and makes the coffee. If he didn't do that, I'd be doomed.

 

posted by Shwaine on Sep 2, 2008 at 08:16 PM

I woke up this morning and grabbed the phone to see how kitty made it through the weekend at the vet. Then I cursed at the phone because it hung up on me while the vet tech was grabbing the chart. So I guess I fall into the grumpy in the morning category.

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