And I thought I had strange neighbors...

Yikes. 

My sympathy goes out to you, and I love that you call them "Pee Bags". You might try putting a cat litter box in the corner where it's happened before. The Pee Bags aren't worth the expense, but you can get litter at a dollar store and cut a cardboard box down to size. That would work well enough, then you could aim your camera to get a good look at their response. They might not be smart enough to get it, but you would at least get a good chuckle out of it.

that is just gross

I doubt the police will do anything about this, since its only a 'class c misdemeanor' and with our town full of lovely gangsters, the cops have their hands full.

but - as a human being, its is totally sick, especially in the front yard?  what the hell?

IF you see any of their 'private junk' and it offends you...then you should call the police station and ask them to send out a clerk, to take a report. in that case, it can be pressed into more than a 'misdemeanor' - more like the realm of a 'flasher' exposing himself.  sorry you have to live near neanderthals with no class.

We paid for and put up a 6 foot block wall as the neighbors behind us were having parties and all the guys were doing thier business in the back yard up against our  5 foot fence. I even went right out there and looked at the idiot over the fance and asked if the toilet in the house was broken. He was so drunk he just looked at me (kept peeing) and said, "huh?"  We didn't feel we could even sit in our own back yard.

It is nasty and uncalled for but as mentioned, BPD has bigger fish to fry.

ok raise of hands..be honest..how many have taken their dogs outside in the wee hours and while watching them squat over a dandelion nature calls...kinda like holding a running water hose when the urge strikes..

do you stop the dog from doing its duty on the back lawn and take your chances on the living room carpet being baptized..or do you join in the bonding experience only a man and his dog can share.. 

naturally this question is directed more toward the men especially since the female species feel its our duty to pee the varmints..ya i know.. we are naturally gross unless they need us for something..

more food for thought..

have you ever wondered why your dog likes to go in the bathroom the same time you do while you do your buisness?

I have often contemplated this while counting the seams in our bathroom wall paper..my conclusion is they feel its only right that they return the favor..you take them out to pee so in their way they are showing you the same courtesy..

Think about it!

goldilox, what are you talking about? A class C misdeameanor? There is no such thing in California.

And "clerks" do not respond to take reports. Clerks work in the office. 

If some idiot is in his own yard and decides to take a pee next to his truck, it's NOT the same as a "flasher". To be a flasher there must be a specific intent to arouse his/or others sexual desires.

Anyway, jd_z369, try this...

Line all your west facing windows with tin foil. Set an empty can of Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup next to your front door. Take 3 dimes and bury them exactly 11 inches below ground level on the east side of your house, 2 feet from the eastern most wall of the house. Find a record of Andy Williams song "Moon River", and play it non-stop between the hours of 3am and 6am.

Do these things and those bad people living near to you will go away.

thx checkmate for your wisdom, tho i didnt realize THIS particular blog was open for personal attacks, we were just 'talking' neighbor to neighbor...

when i was researching this 'ordeal' on the internet, that is the info i received, and there ARE clerks that are not 'cops' that drive around in mini-trucks that take statements for calls that are not of utmost importance. maybe i got their job title incorrect, but that is no reason to come onto this blog and attack. get a life. why dont you get on a political blog and attack others that dont state something the way YOU desire... that is why i stay off political and religious blogs, trying to live a normal live without rude bloggers.

Is "police service technicians" the phrase you're looking for Goldilox? They mostly deal with fender benders though.

yes! thx shwaine! that sounds right. they have been out to my place taking reports, when the officers had more important things to do, and they do a great job too!

i 'write' from the hip, as you know, and my wording isnt always 100% accurate on how i may SAY something, but the 'meaning' is there, i just hate it when other bloggers feel the need to attack ! this isnt an attack forum/thread! frustrating!

well not to upset anyone but checkmate is on target with his post..after all he did start a peein contest...yuk yuk

just teasin goldi..sorry couldnt resist..

goldilox, what I said was not a personal attack. Why do you think it was? And I have no problem with other people expressing their opinions, as long as they don't post inaccurate information. 

Also, where jd lives is in the jurisdiction of the KCSO, not the BPD. The KCSO doesn't have civilian employees who take minor reports, so an actual deputy would have to respond. 

next time, ask them where they are camped at, and if they're roasting marshmellows later on in the evening, because you would like to take a dump on the fire