Well done, Classy Lady.  : )  (((hugs)))

I couldn't agree more.  I have (out of respect for our own animal advocates and for animals in general,) refused to comment on *that other* blog anymore.  

So here's a big (((hug))) for Sage and a big (((hug))) for Vanity and a big (((hug))) for Bakoblue and a big (((hug))) for all the other bloggers on this site (yes, you too, ronmexico.)  I never knew how good we had it!  LOL!!

LOL a few more finishing touches and # 2 is a done deal. (((Thanks)))

I am a traditionalist~ Peace Love and Understanding all the way around. Make that a tripple!

I'm going to wish for a new pair of hip-waders for Jason. Having been a blog moderator, I know how hard it can be to wade through all the recycled pony food :-)

And GIANT {{{{{{hugs}}}}}} to you all, too.

So sage, I am getting the feeling that the restraining order is not for our San Diego animal friend Smokey???  I hope everything is ok!

Noooo~ check your mail here in a minute.

Please leave the puppy blog alone eveybody. That last post says it all.

I want a big stick

lol msjenny !

LOL msjenny!  Haha! 

Blogger Christmas wish...

1.  Asbestos monitors and keyboards all around (for flame wars.)

2.  Two turtle doves

3.  A pratridge in a pear tree

Working on the rest.....

Good idea  Nancy.

I am so sorry Jason :-)

A really good sense of humor for us all.

Hey Jason- at least this is distracting us for a while :)

spam code:  bahag.   Ha ha ha ha!  Ba hag.  Bakersfield Hag?  LMAO!!!

I want a snow globe to predict when the feds are doing drug raids for Virgil.

I want...........................................

 I didn't think about tin foil hats for my kitties!  I will need two and also two for my pet rats.  Yes, I said pet rats!  My kids will be fine without them.  They don't listen anyway...

I want a computer that will automatically shut off when it senses that I'm going to start swearing.   Or a dictiontary of swear words that are allowed on this site.

Son of a biscuit eater and  Bull dung just don't cut it for me when I'm really mad.

What the French, toast???  Remember that Orbit or whatever gum commercial where the wife busts in on the husband and they hurl those phrases around?  I wil find it...

Any more ideas Mrs.  I need alternative swear words.

 Pickle you, kumquat!!!   Here it is!!!  One of my favorites of all time :)

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Doo doo head cootie Queen!

 Yeah, you lint licker you. 

I like it!  from now on anyone who gets in my face is going to be called a lint licker.

Blathersmackin razzleflatten

Horse pucky

Horsefeathers

Bull feathers

The best insult ever hurled at anyone.

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Where's the tylenol?

*snicker* Now we know where Mocus went.... Hollywood!

 Nice job Audrey!!!  Most people do the whole Christmas Story viewing during the holidays.  Not my family!  We watch Christmas Vacation and laugh like it's the first time we are seeing it.  Love it, love it, love it!  That insult part is a true classic.

Excellent post, mrsearnhardt! And thank you for the hugs and understanding. 

Sometimes I wish I had Jason's job  ; )

Audrey, that youtube was hysterical, LOL!

 I wish everybody were democrats and believed in free love.

And, I think we should grow hemp and marijuana everyhwhere !

--virgil

Francais needs a new snow globe because he dropped his last one.

--virgil

Sioux needs a new selection of avatars.

--virgil

Vanityfare needs a new shtick . 

--virgil  

Nancy needs a new perspective  ....

--virgil

Correction: Virgil gaffled it.

Ms. Jenny don't need nothing but good wishes !

--virgil

Oh yeah, Virgil needs a TV, too.  It would serve as a nice decoration, conversation piece, and a safe place for my broken snow globe.

 Nancy's gonna need some more horse feathers, I heard she's done run  out .

--virgil

What about Brother Bob?

I heard brother, Bob, has  what he needs .

--virgil

I wish for v to consolidate his thoughts so he doesn't leave his one liner all over the place.

I wish for a driving lesson 101 for all Ca Hwy travlers.   Left lane is for passing only - not for squatting.

who's  v ... ?

--virgil

A Cash-For-Clunker car in every garage and a Canadian in every pot!

 Canadians don't use pot .

--virgil

Think again virgil. I know I know, it will give you a headache but give some thought a try - you just might like it!!!

Witters,

Francais can tell you that Canadians don't use pot. 

Just ask him .

--virgil

mrsearnhardt:  I want a link to everything.  For everyone.  For every occasion.  And every link would be acceptable -- even cheered -- by everybody else.  The blog would look just like sausage. 

Are those smokey links? hot?  ;-P

I don't even know where to begin..

GREAT Blog 88 !

1)   I want a computer keyboard that tests my alcohol level before I am allowed to blog  &

2)   I would like a Time Capsule whereas I could secure ALL my wisdom in written-word and in 100 years someone would dig it up and actually appreciate my opinion!

OK guys.  This is getting borderline feisty.  Not my intent at all!  Actually, I have had a really good laugh at and/or with you guys.  My biggest wish for my list is that we can find some kind of happy medium.  I appreciate all of you (some more than others :)   I am humbled that y'all would comment on my post!

 "I appreciate all of you (some more than others :)   "

I bet you appreciate me the best ... !

--virgil

My Christmas wish? That people would start focusing on the issues instead of dogpiling on what someone said that struck them funny. How sad that what could have been an opportunity to set new animal control disclosure policy in town instead turned into an "us vs them" fest on that other blog. Such an "us vs them" fest, that it's even seeped into this blog. Yet there's not another blog on the actual issue of getting animal control to inform the public about ongoing abuse cases.