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Another news video was sent to me, but it contains the same information.  Has anyone

heard of this? Let me know.  Also I do know that there is  a phone where the caller does not want you to know who is calling, they can input another number and have you think that a friend or the police dept is calling you...Has anyone encountered this.

Sleeping with Bob....

The guys were all at a deer camp, no one wanted to room with Bob.  Because he snored so badly.  They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.  They said, "Man, what happened to you?"  "He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.  They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful?" He said, "Man that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring.  I watched him all nigt."

The third night was Fred"s turn, Fred was a tanned, older cowboy: a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't  believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, " Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him goodnight...

Bob sat up and watched me all night."

So smile today!

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

Sisters of St. Francis

House of prostitution 10 miles

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.....

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

Sisters of St Francis

House of Prostitution  5 miles

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign

saying:

Sisters of St Francis

House of Prostitution next right

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading;

Sisters of St. Francis

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks "What may we do for you my son?"

He climbs the steps and rings  the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks "What may we do for you my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business..."

"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.  The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door...This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway....."

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

Go in Peace.

You have just been screwed by the Sisters of St. Francis

Serves you right, you sinner!

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I wish I am good health as this Lady is,,,this is my first time uploading so I hope I did it

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Sodas: My vieja cooks good and sodas her sister

Cheese: Maria lke me pero cheese too fat.

Chile: When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since we got married chile herself go.

Juarez: My vieja slapped me and I said, juarez is f???in  problem? Bish!

Chicken: My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go herself.

Harrassment: Orale vato my old lady caught me in bed wit my sancha pero harrasment nothing to me!!!!

Water: My vieja gets mad and I don't  even know water problem is.

Brief: My homie farted really bad and I could not brief.

Mushroom: Orale vato when all my familia gets in the car, there is not mushroom.

Frito: After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I wuz frito go.

Wafer: I wanted to go to the movies with my friends pero los mensos didn't wafer me.

Liver and Cheese: Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca I told him 'orale loco liver alone cheese mines'

Chinos: My mom thinks chinos everything! Chinos nothing!

Bishop: We went to the movies and Rosa fell down and I had to pick up the bishop!

Horchata: You can keep talking your crap horchata hell up!

Herpes: Me and girfriends ordered some pizza I got my piece and she got herpes.

Keep smiling today

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.  The IRS auditor was not surprised  when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.   The auditor said, " Well sir, you have and extravagant lifestyle and full time employment, which  you explain by saying that you money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable'. I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it. says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay'. Go ahead. Grandpa says, I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye. The auditor thinks a moment ans says, 'Its a bet. Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it.  The auditor's jaw drops.  Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.  The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness.  He starts to get nervous. 'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks, I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'  The auditor twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt,  so he agrees again.  Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily he can't make the stream  reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk. 

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.  But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.  'A re you okay?' the auditor asks. Not really says the attorney.  This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

Don't mess with old people Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass it's learning to dance in the rain..

I hope I put a smile on your face today!!!

Caution They Walk Among Us'

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge he, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying "Free to a good home. You want, you take it" For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be rrue, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50

The next day someone stole it?

They walk among us

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach, She drove down in a convertible, but didn't think she'd ge sunburned because the car was moving'.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...Look at that dead bird'. Someone looked up at the sky and said "Where?.

They walk among us'!!

I hope you enjoy a smile if nothing else

I went to the book store last nite and I could not pick out a book, I felt like I was in a coma.    So can you recommend any books you have read recently?