Subject: 18 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL

18 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL  

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens
are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the
hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer
moms driving SUV's..

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being
homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by! a lack of
federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-
graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA
activists do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own
money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fe es are too high..

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen.
Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but
racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag
queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

18. You have to believe that this message is a p art of a vast,
right-wing conspiracy.

GOD BLESS AMERICA
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