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Thought you might like to know about this.

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman
 Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by
 Bank of America this might be some good advice.  For all of you with any
 money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in
 on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

      Watch for these consolidations in later this year:

 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R.
Grace Co.  Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros, and Zesta Crackers join force and
 become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

 4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco,and Dakota Mining will merge
 and become: ZipAudiDoDa ..

 5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

 6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

 7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

 8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:Knott NOW

It's helpful to have a good sense of humor during times like these !