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Jerry...Fell Well...And Didn't Get Up Again...


I know everyone is absolutely stunned at the passing (?) of the only fat mortal to denigrate the Tink of Wink...better know as TinkyWink. Sad times surely lie ahead for us all...being the degenerates that we are...or perhaps just me. I did not hear of Jerry's passing (?) with anything resembling melancholy...no sir...not me. I rejoiced in it...reveled in fact that at last a terrible discordant voice had at last been stilled.

How does one describe a man of the so called cloth that held the amount of bigotry in that empty black heart...a man of the Lord? One doesn't...because he held secrets...dark secrets in his breast that he cloaked in religion...and the Lord's work that he was compelled to perform. If there really is a God...s/he should really look into the people that claim to represent his/her Godness...because so many of them make a mockery of the very diety they claim to represent.

I'm sure on one hand he presented his God as a merciful and loving God...one that loves all people and creatures of the earth...after all...s/he created them...right? That sounds rather like the intent to treat people and creatures equally to me. Oh...I know man has the dominion over the animals and the fishes of the sea...I know the drill. But if man were created in the Divine one's image...(love, faith, intelligence and mercy...or something like that...it's been a long time for me)...then why would a professed religious leader have such hate in his heart for others that God would automatically love equally?

That brings us to Jerry's selection of his choices for evil doers. Gays, Lesbians, anyone not white and a fundamentalist, democrats, same sex marriage, abortion...and a little something called free speech. He took it into his mind that free speech guaranteed by the Constitution...and written by some of the best minds in generations before and to come...that free speech wasn't such a good thing. Of course...he was completely free to say whatever he chose about others. He called Desmond TuTu a phony. That one really sticks in my throat. But one day he thought he'd tangle with Larry Flynt of Hustler fame and found that being the God Guy didn't seem to work for him this time.

Jerry tried to sue Larry for printing an advertisement for Campari (an apertif) that talked about a person's first time. It was a light hearted attempt with celebrities in mind. It lead people down the path that ol' Jerry had done IT with his mother-in-law in an outhouse. It was a parody. Well Larry got a fine...and then took it to the Supreme Court...that's right... Flynt appealed to the Supreme Court, which ruled UNANIMOUSLY for him in Hustler Magazine v. Falwell. The opinion, written by Chief Justice William Rehnquist, found that creators of parodies of public figures are protected against civil liability by the First Amendment, unless the parody includes false statements of fact made in knowing or reckless disregard for the truth.

No one could believe that Sandra Day O'Connor, Antonin Scalia, William Rehnquist and others would side with what was considered a pornographer vs. a preacher. The rule of the day was for free speech. It wasn't that Larry won that day...it was that the 1st Amendment won that day in all its glory...free speech stood alone in that moment in time...and ruled the day. Falwell was the detritus left at the side of the road of truth and right. You and I won that day of days...I'll never forget it. The Justices saw what was really at stake...and did the right thing. That must have clogged at least one of Jerry's arteries that very day from disappointment...and his lack of understanding how a righteous Dude like himself could possibly lose...but lose he did...and it was a marvelous thing to behold.

So we still had years to go listening to his judgments and pronouncements on people and their lives and what abject sinners they were. Being a bigot, homophobe, hate monger, glutton, man of avarice about town, I'll throw in liar, certainly greed (because we all know the preachers always need money for God)...not sure about lust...but he sure did talk about it a lot...so I'm suspicious I admit. Now by his girth alone I think he may have had a Henry the Vlll complex or something. Let's face it...the guy was a tub of lard! I think he enjoyed a little too much steak and lobster and maybe throw in a lot of alfredo sauce...some wine...and you have a major heart attack in the making.

Now I figure that he spent most of his religious life helping to fill people's heart with hate for others not involved in their fundamentalist views...even to the point of putting down Martin Luther King Jr. So for preaching hate to his followers and intolerance of others (in soooo many ways)...I nominate Jerry for a turn with the worms of eternity. May he not rest in peace...with the kind of body fat he carried around I'd say that he'll keep the creatures of the underworld gnawing happy for some time to come.

And during that time...he might reflect on his mistakes to his fellow man...equal in the sight of his God mind you...and suffer the pangs of the damned as according to his bible...he should be tormented for not following in the footsteps of his Christ who led a simple and pure life...and looked upon all men as worthy of love and kindness...something our Jerry was not capable of...ever. Was there not a commandment of the 10...that said love thy neighbor as thyself? He must not have liked himself. People look to denigrate others in order to make themselves look good...what a very sad day for religion that is indeed.
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posted by Hardliner4freedom on May 16, 2007 at 03:47 PM

Bush would look decent in CDC Blue...  Wonder what colors they confer upon crooks in Texas?

 

posted by dusty1215 on May 16, 2007 at 03:48 PM
Heresssss Tommy!
posted by dusty1215 on May 16, 2007 at 03:51 PM
posted by antiextremism on May 16, 2007 at 03:58 PM

Yeah you hate mongering leftists. You should have compassion like the right, you know, all those conservatives who are wishing Cam's hubby well after his motorcycle accident.

Oh wait, the only conservative to wish them well was Steve. Way to go Steve, you skewed the compassion stats.

posted by antiextremism on May 16, 2007 at 04:02 PM

Well, that's one more picture coming off the most wanted list...

I mailed Robertson a gift certificate today....

posted by dusty1215 on May 16, 2007 at 04:05 PM
Steve is conservative? Really? I thought he was centrist.
posted by antiextremism on May 16, 2007 at 05:02 PM
He is. But I'd say he is closer to true conservatism than what passes for conservatism these days.
posted by randomfactor on May 16, 2007 at 05:06 PM
Don't blame that on Steve.  Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there are no liberals on the golf course.
posted by dusty1215 on May 16, 2007 at 05:06 PM
True dat Anti..same can be said about my Dad. He has sworn off Republican's since Bush showed his true colors.
posted by sumo211 on May 16, 2007 at 05:56 PM
True Conservatism...there's an oxymoron!  Anyway...true conservatism just sucks the big one.  And what could she possibly mean you are asking yourself by that?  Sucks the big Bozo!
posted by johnburnssucks on May 16, 2007 at 06:51 PM

bakodon, I'm a registered Republican, and a conservative/moderate, and I'm tickled pink that Falwell bit the wong.

Hopefully Pat Robertson will follow him very soon!

Die, die, die with festering boils....DIE!

posted by sumo211 on May 16, 2007 at 07:08 PM
Welcome aboard JBS...I like the cut of your jib!  Festering boils...oh how I wish I had thought of that when I was writing this post...very nice touch!  Just because you are a Republican doesn't mean you cannot see the light of day...or recognize something that (ain't) right.  And...I'm not being condescending...no sir...I'm not!  I may be left of left and wear a red diaper...but that doesn't make me superior in any way...although...I think I'm a pretty good looking kitty in my underwear.  Now what did I do with my top?  Looking!!!!
posted by johnburnssucks on May 16, 2007 at 07:34 PM
I have to 'fess up that I didn't think of the "festering boils" part on my own. I got it from Louie on "Taxi."
posted by sumo211 on May 16, 2007 at 10:27 PM
Heh heh...of course!
posted by blognroll on May 17, 2007 at 11:33 AM
If Bush and Cheney are criminals, then then democrats such as Pelosi and Reid are accomplices, for, not only failing to demand prison terms for them, but also for unequivocally dismissing calls for Bush's impeachment. 
posted by mattloch on May 17, 2007 at 11:43 AM
I don't think that argument is legally correct BLT, but morally I'd say more "enablers" than "accomplices". I'm slowly coming around to the opinion that unless they start opening impeachment charges (you have to initiate charges before investigating them, unlike typical criminal cases where you investigate, then charge). The constant stonewalling, the refusal to answer subpoenas, the lying to Congress, seemingly on and on..... Forget waiting until 2009. Unless you want President Clinton to have the same powers (warrantless wiretapping, political control over Attorney General prosecutions, etc.), conservatives of every stripe had better join up with the "civil libertarians" on this issue and start calling for heads on pikes.
posted by randomfactor on May 17, 2007 at 11:45 AM

Let me get this straight, BLT.  The police who don't immediately arrest a murderer before the investigation, and the prosecutor who declines to prosecute the case until the suspect is arrested, are accomplices? 

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Me, I'm holding out for thwarting the criminals' every attempt to destroy the evidence, investigating the situation thoroughly, and then impeaching in January 2009.

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And what's this "*IF*" Bush and Cheney are criminals?

posted by sfinboston52 on May 17, 2007 at 11:50 AM

Next on my top ten wish list to die is....

“By taking this firm stance Dobson could very well be the Rosa Parks of intolerance.”
— Humorist Steven Colbert, mocking Focus on the Family’s James Dobson for saying that federal hate crimes legislation intended to protect LGBT people could “pave the way to religious persecution in this country,”

Hopefulling to be followed shortly by Pat Robertson and Lou Sheldon

posted by dusty1215 on May 17, 2007 at 11:51 AM
A week from tomorrow this seasons Monica will be taking the stand..she should either make or break this whole GonzoGate situation don't you "libruls" think?

Personally, I liked Jonathan Turley's assessment last night on Countdown..the reasons for Impeachment are already there in plain sight.
posted by randomfactor on May 17, 2007 at 11:54 AM

A week from yesterday, I think, Dusty.  Next Wednesday.

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We've got millions of felonies committed by Bush, and he refused this morning to deny his guilt.  That's OK, he can plead the Fifth in front of the committee.

posted by blognroll on May 17, 2007 at 11:55 AM

"Next on my top ten wish list to die is...."

That clears it up for me.  I guess hate is no issue for you. 

As for the democrats here who are calling Bush and Cheney criminals, you seem to be out of step with your "fearless" leaders.  Your sentiments and theirs simply don't match, unless they are being deceiptful and concealing their true sentiments.

So I'd save a little of your anger towards your own leaders, who are failing to insert even a bit of backbone if, in fact, they share your sentiments at all.   They would never suggested that Bush or Cheney have done anything that would rise to the level of criminal, they have consistently dismissed and distanced themselves from any suggestion of impeachment, and they have now expressed a wish to compromise on a plan for Iraq that will now be bereft of any witholding of funds and dates for withdrawal.  Only Kennedy will pull his money where his mouth is.  The rest are either incredibly disengenuous, or they are abject cowards.  Which is it? 

posted by sfinboston52 on May 17, 2007 at 11:58 AM

Blognroll...nope actually goes against what I stand for but when a group of powerful people use religion and politics to attack me, my family, my community then I dont have any love or respect for them.

Jerry Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, Lou Sheldon, Dubya, Karl Rove have all worked to deny my civil rights and the rights of my brothers and sisters who happen to by gay or people of color.

posted by Hardliner4freedom on May 17, 2007 at 12:00 PM

Doc, there's a difference between wishing people would die because you dislike their opinions, and wishing people would die because those people are deliberately trying to harm you.

The people that SFinboston lists are deliberately trying to harm us.

posted by dusty1215 on May 17, 2007 at 12:00 PM
Your right Random..a week from yesterday..MUST SEE TV..will you be able to watch it? I can live blog it..or just post the good stuff from TPM..they and Truthout always live blog these roasts..I mean hearings.
posted by randomfactor on May 17, 2007 at 12:04 PM

Hope to be able to watch it, if I get off in time.  It's like 7 in the morning our time, I think.  Can at least set the VCR.

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I'm personally not putting much hope in Goodling's testimony.  Bet she suffers from precocious alzheimer's.

posted by blognroll on May 17, 2007 at 12:05 PM

Hardliner, anyway I look at it, the wish for somebody to die is born of hatred, not towards a person's behavior, or a person's ideology, but hatred for the person at the very core of that person's being. 

Are you saying that in some cases, hatred is justified and that it is productive? 

posted by dusty1215 on May 17, 2007 at 12:06 PM
They usually start around 6 or 6:30am our time random..they have so far anyway..She CAN"T claim she doesn't remember..why else would she of used the 5th then?
posted by TomW on May 17, 2007 at 12:08 PM
Didn't they give Goodling partial immunity?  If so, she's already admitted to having knowledge of illegal acts.  If she doesn't sing, she's what's for dinner.
posted by dusty1215 on May 17, 2007 at 12:11 PM
The judge  compelled her to testify last week..when he signed the subpoena.
posted by sfinboston52 on May 17, 2007 at 12:12 PM

well put it this way...if James dobson fell down and needed CPR I wouldnt give him any. I would just stand by and watch. I know this goes against my budhist beliefs and I will pay big time w/ Karma, but James & Jerry have both threaten my community and cause countless pain our families.

Hate: denying civil rights, calling people perverts, diseased, etc etc etc etc..James & Jerry neither are men of god...more like men of power & greed.

posted by randomfactor on May 17, 2007 at 12:12 PM

Subtle question.  If she *HAD* plead the Fifth in response to specific questions, and then was granted immunity, and then said she couldn't recall, she'd be what's for breakfast under the butter and marmalade. 

But picture it:

"I can't recall whether I have any memory of that."

"Then why were you going to plead the Fifth?"

"Oh, that was about something else, something I was SO SURE you'd ask me, but you never did.  I was worried over nothing, ha-ha."

posted by dusty1215 on May 17, 2007 at 12:15 PM
With her lack of legal experience, she took her attorney's advice. But your right..she didn't technically plead to anything yet, her atty just said she would.
posted by randomfactor on May 17, 2007 at 12:19 PM

If Dobson were stricken and needed CPR...I hope his dog would be the first responder.

http://www.nospank.net/duga...

posted by blognroll on May 17, 2007 at 12:20 PM

well put it this way...if James dobson fell down and needed CPR I wouldnt give him any. I would just stand by and watch. I know this goes against my budhist beliefs and I will pay big time w/ Karma, but James & Jerry have both threaten my community and cause countless pain our families.

Hate divides.  Love, despite ideological differences, unites, and makes a country strong.  Hatred on the left fuels hatred on the right and breeds extremism.  Hatred on the right has the same effect. 

Hateful rhetoric from the left breeds, empowers, aids and provides comfort to the Jerry Falwells of the world. 

posted by dusty1215 on May 17, 2007 at 12:22 PM
When Baghdad fell into US hands..the people danced in the streets..when they hung the man people also danced in the streets. If You were glad that Saddam was mocked profusely and then hung..you can not condemn anyone that is glad to see that seriously digusting Mr. Falwell gone to meet his maker...who was Satan btw.

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posted by randomfactor on May 17, 2007 at 12:24 PM

That's why Dobson, Falwell and their ilk are so scared of love, BLT.  That's why they need to channel the concept of "love" into so strict a framework, decide whom others can and cannot marry, whom others can and cannot publicly love.

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Does *THEIR* hatred of liberals, gays and the like not divide?  

posted by dusty1215 on May 17, 2007 at 12:27 PM
Falwell was the epitome of this from another commenter here: "Hate divides."

That man was a horrid person who wished harm to others..there is NO way that Jesus tolerates someone who preaches that kind of mierda in HIS name. Thats the difference between ol Jerry and the commenters here. None of us are preachers or pastors in a church or to others about the word of "God"...Falwell had the audacity to actually use our Lord and Saviors name to preach hatred and division.
posted by blognroll on May 17, 2007 at 12:29 PM

I was not glad that Saddam was mocked profusely and then hung.  I'm glad he was stopped from doing further evil, but I wish he could have been stopped in other ways, like agreeing to comply with the agreements between Iraq and the United Nations. 

That being said, none of us, if subjected to intense scrutiny, could survive the hypocricy test.  We are all hypocrites on some level.  We should strive not to be, and we should not give up our ideals simply because we have not always lived up to them.  My ideal is a world where left-wingers, right-wingers and moderates all get along.  Is it wrong to hold to such an ideal, given, that I, a mere mortal, am not always able to live up to it? 

posted by redkernhero on May 17, 2007 at 12:33 PM
You are mean, another liberal who would deny people like Dobson or Robertson or even Cheney and Bush the Heimlich maneuver if they were choking on their own garbage is criminal. Even horses deserve to be shot to get them out of their misery and they deserve no less.
It hurts me and offends me when men of great stature are not respected no matter how corrupt and stupid they are, it does bot diminish their stature without them where would we be? God, war and many other things would have to take a back set in our lives without them. No, these heroes deserve  out praise and allegiance, without them we would be just another empire that will fall by the wayside.
posted by blognroll on May 17, 2007 at 12:39 PM
Praise, only if warranted.  Hatred, on the other hand, is never warranted, not according to my beliefs.  Jesus teaches me to love my enemies.  I have failed, on more than one occasion to follow his teachings in this regard, but when I fall, I try to get back up again, and follow the path leading to unity, love, peace, compassion, and understanding.  That path is narrow, but there is certainly more room for those who would put their hatred on hold, in the interest of serving our common interest, as a nation--------survival.   Hatred will destroy us in the end.  It will cause this nation to implode. 
posted by randomfactor on May 17, 2007 at 12:41 PM

BLT, it is not wrong to hope for such an ideal.  It *IS* wrong to use such a call for to make all sides abide by a situation forced on one side by the other.  It is reminiscent of the character in the old "Ally McBeal" TV show who would be discovered in some abhorrent behavior and then simply wave a hand and say "Bygones," expecting a fresh start.

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I'm not talking about the settling of scores.  I'm talking about the righting of wrongs.  What Falwell, Dobson and his cohort have helped force upon the nation is *WRONG*.  I will not allow it to become the status quo. 

posted by redkernhero on May 17, 2007 at 12:44 PM
That description suggest a stumble bum hope not. We real conservatives never admit any wrongdoing  nor do we apologize, and god made us that way.
posted by Hardliner4freedom on May 17, 2007 at 12:44 PM

Doc wrote, "Hardliner, anyway I look at it, the wish for somebody to die is born of hatred, not towards a person's behavior, or a person's ideology, but hatred for the person at the very core of that person's being. "

Interesting point, my man.

I think that when someone dedicates their entire mature life to trying to harm others out of sheer malice -- and shows no sign of abating or letting up as they reach their later and later years -- then it becomes more likely true that hate, malice, and evil are the very core of that person's being. 

Dobson, Falwell, D. James Kennedy, and Wildmon are continuing their sustained acts of aggression against fellow Americans with no sign of letting up.  By every outward indication, they will continue to try to harm fellow Americans until they are physically unable to continue doing so.  Therefore, I conclude that malice and evil are the very core of their beings.

It is acceptable to hate such people and rejoice when they die.  There is such a thing, I believe, as a genuinely, totally, evil person.  They are very few in number, but they do exist.

 

posted by sfinboston52 on May 17, 2007 at 12:45 PM

Jerry & James tainted my views of christian, even though I was raised in a christian home. I have to constantly remind my self that these men really didnt speak for God or Jesus Christ. Also, I remind myself not all christians similar to James & Jerry.

Funny those who are upset that I am happy that Jerry Falwell is dead are the same people who vote to deny my equality as a fellow citizen. These are the same people who didnt speak out when gay men were beaten to death such as Matt Shepard.

posted by blognroll on May 17, 2007 at 12:45 PM

You won't find very many "good" Christians, if any, or any perfect role models who are Christians.  That's why Christians need a savior.  You wouldn't need a savior if you were not a sinner. If you want to be a Christian, follow Jesus, don't follow mortal men, subject to corruption on every level. 

It is fine to hate a given behavior or pattern of behavior, and to deem that behavior, or set of behaviors abhorent.  It is not fine, in my belief system, to hate the person or to spread hatred towards those who harbor different beliefs about the best direction for this nation.   I've never witnessed you spreading hatred, random. 

posted by Hardliner4freedom on May 17, 2007 at 12:51 PM

To apply my argument in the specific case of Falwell, he was originally against mixing church and state when the state was being used to help people -- namely, the Civil Rights movement.

He changed his view on mixing church and state when it dawned on him that the state is an equally effective tool for hurting people.

He was against religion in politics when it meant helping people, and turned in favor of it when it meant hurting people.

People who dedicate their entire lives to hurting others are evil people at their very deepest cores.

 

posted by Hardliner4freedom on May 17, 2007 at 01:18 PM

Doc, one more distinction:

When "we" (meaning social liberals and/or humanists) choose to hate someone, we hate the individual, based on their long and steady track record of remorseless malice and efforts to hurt people.  When we decide that someone is worth hating, it is the end result of that individual's long and uninterrupted track record of malice.

In other words, for someone to be hated by us, that someone must work really hard at it.

They, on the other hand (and this includes a lot of Bush's blind locksteppers), choose to hate entire groups of people without qualification and without provocation.  They just decide in advance to hate "liberals," humanists, atheists, etc., and they hate all of them in advance.  Not only do they choose to hate all such people, but they resist and/or ignore any information that might give them fewer reasons to hate.

Theirs is a "pre-emptive" hatred borne of internal, intrinsic malice and aggression toward whole groups of people.  Our hatred, when we do hate, is a self-defensive reaction against individual persons that hardens into hatred when a given individual has made it plainly obvious that they have no intention of refraining from harming us.

 

posted by mattloch on May 17, 2007 at 01:24 PM
Hardliner, did you read the link I posted to the story / series written on Fred Phelps? Talk about pure, unmitigated evil. That man is worse than everyone else put together. The only saving grace is that he's mocked and ridiculed at almost every level. If only the "left-wing" media would stop giving him air time...... That man I have no problem wishing death upon, because there isn't a single redeeming feature about the "man".
posted by Hardliner4freedom on May 17, 2007 at 01:27 PM
No, and I can't find where you posted a link, sorry...
posted by blognroll on May 17, 2007 at 01:30 PM
Hate, no matter how ostensibly justified, and no matter what reasons are given for its justification, is not only wrong (according to my belief that we must love our enemies), and it is not only counter-productive, but it feeds the fire that breeds the Jerry Falwells of this world. 
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