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Olympic thoughts: The lip-synching ain't the half of it
It was bad enough when I found out the 9-year-old was lip-synching during the national anthem because the real 7-year-old singer wasn't pretty enough to appear on TV. Then it was revealed the fireworks were fake too. But I shrugged it off like a positive doping test, and settled down for 16 or so days of watching the world's finest athletes compete against each other. (Now I should mention at this point that I don't have cable and do have a job, so I'm only able to watch NBC's prime time show every night) What I didn't realize about the Olympics is that other nations are only in the Games to compete against the Americans. If there's no American with a medal chance, NBC calls the IOC and has them cancel the event. How else to explain that nothing is shown during prime time except the U.S. winning swimming events, or medaling in gymnastics, or having an outside chance at synchronized diving. The most asinine waste of prime time was the women's beach volleyball featuring an American team who had won 101 (or something) straight matches against a pair of Cubans who happened to be on the beach on holiday and were looking for something to do before lunch. The good news is that when May-Treanor and Walsh win the gold, there will be a secret vote to banish beach volleyball for a while until everyone else catches up. It's happening in softball and not a moment too soon. If this post sounds bitter, let me add that I'll be back in front of the TV tonight enjoying every splash, vault, and sandy bikini bottom there is to see. But I'm still waiting on those Germany-Iceland handball highlights! — Andrew Mockett 8 comments from 7 users
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posted by
Shwaine
on Aug 12, 2008 at 04:09 PM
They put all the "boring" matches on the overnight (midnight-6am) showings on their cable channels. Primetime on NBC is the "high profile" events they think will draw the most viewers. Oh, and you forgot the whole bit where NBC pretended they were showing the opening ceremonies live during the parade of nations when really what they wanted to do was save time by skipping the smaller countries. They came back from commercials with "while we were at break, these nations came in" and then had more small nations than ever could have fit in the commercial break flashed quickly across the screen. At least be truthful and say you're skipping them to save time NBC. posted by
CatherineBaker
on Aug 12, 2008 at 04:24 PM
I wasn't that impressed with the opening ceremonies to begin with--I've seen better half-time shows. Finding out now that there was lip-synching going on is kinda like finding out that Milli Vanilli were fake. Who cares? posted by
Goofy1
on Aug 12, 2008 at 04:29 PM
Well hopefully it won't come to the point where I'm found too ugly to blog and I am provided with a blog-syncher. posted by
randomfactor
on Aug 12, 2008 at 05:06 PM
There was a Windows Blue Screen of Death during the opening ceremonies too. I'm told...I didn't watch it except for about thirty seconds when a friend called and said "you gotta watch this." posted by
domer82
on Aug 12, 2008 at 05:15 PM
The only fake part of the fireworks was the footprint crawl near the beginning. It actually occurred, but logistically, they couldn't film it. For anyone who has seen a movie in the last 15 years, the CGI was quite obvious. The whole girl replacement is just sad. I'm glad that here in the US, a singer's success is determined solely by their talent and not their looks. Could you imagine such a thing? As for the show, it was a spectacular and costly display of good old fashioned propaganda. At least it was enjoyable. posted by
catpaw
on Aug 13, 2008 at 09:26 AM
Duplicity in the presentation? Oh, horrors! Sounds like the Chinese are catching on to how capitalism works. I am burned out on reporters cliched How did you feel? questions. How did you feel when you won? What was going through your mind when you stepped on the podium? How did you feel when the national anthem was played? Just once, I'd like to see a gold medal winner answer, "Damn depressing....I'm going to hang myself tonight." posted by
randomfactor
on Aug 13, 2008 at 09:28 AM
It should be a rule that any on-camera questioner (I can't call them reporters) who asks a question beginning "How do you feel..." can be punched in the nose. One free shot. Especially when the question relates to a recent tragedy. posted by
cbpersel
on Aug 14, 2008 at 04:10 AM
Faked lip-synching and fireworks? Sounds like China has finally integrated with the world of Western capitalist mass media. Welcome!
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