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What a thing to wake up to :0)
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Miley Cyrus/Hanna Montana
Oct-10-13-2008
Why did the chicken cross the road?.....
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What a thing to wake up to :0)

Cold but so beautiful!

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posted by tchudilowsky on Tuesday, October 21, 2008 at 03:12 PM
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

For any of ya that know even a little about me..you know politics aint my thing. But, this was mailed to me and I thought it was funny.

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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Consider your response carefully and read on.

Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click...
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?!"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one?!"
Wife: "You ain't takin' that to the Taxidermist!"

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posted by tchudilowsky on Monday, October 20, 2008 at 09:48 PM
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Miley Cyrus/Hanna Montana

I would wish that every parent out there with young girls would just STOP supporting this person.

Dating a 20 year old, making a sleeze out of herself in public in full view of cameras and starting rumors that make her even more trashy everyday.

What more does she need to do before parents see that she just isn't good for kids?

Yes. I guess I am a prude! But, I totally believe in age appropriate behavior.

Thousands of little girls screaming to be like her. Why would any parent condone it?

Sad!

I can't be the only one that feels this way.

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posted by tchudilowsky on Saturday, October 18, 2008 at 05:47 PM
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Oct-10-13-2008

Location: Casper, Wy 82604

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My snowy day pictures :0)

I just stayed indoors.

It's beautiful here now, might hit 80 degrees this weekend.

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posted by tchudilowsky on Friday, October 17, 2008 at 04:33 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?.....

A question that we have always been interested in answering...

BARACK OBAMA:
That chicken has not been able to cross that road for 8 years. The chicken has now crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road & we won't have it any other way. I am willing to cross that road & work with all those chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We have allowed the chicken to cross the road because we have deregulated and have gotten government off its back.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

BILL O'REILLY:
We will not allow that chicken to cross that road. Come hell or high water, that chicken will not be allowed to cross that road.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No littl! e bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never crap out.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? According to my "Theory of Relativity" if it reaches the speed of light, energy will change to matter & matter will change to energy and the chicken will be back to its starting point.

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.