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Real Name: Buster Buster Date of Birth: June 23, 1909 Member Since: March 14, 2006 Last Signed In: November 03, 2009 Profile Views: 10225 Blog Views: 50987 If Ralph Bailey has another show about Carter and Race. Those who oppose health reform. Your all on your own. If your holding onto your High Dollar petro stocks. You want to read this. Nancy, The hypocrisy is overwhelming. Nancy, Threatening to block someone does not work. Sex Those who oppose health reform. Your all on your own. A strange Wednesday night Okay, Let’s agree not to continue to Blame Jr. Laura Bush praises Obama, bemoans excessive partisanship September 06 October 06 November 06 December 06 January 07 February 07 March 07 April 07 May 07 June 07 July 07 August 07 September 07 October 07 November 07 December 07 January 08 February 08 March 08 April 08 May 08 June 08 July 08 August 08 September 08 October 08 November 08 December 08 January 09 February 09 March 09 April 09 May 09 June 09 July 09 August 09 September 09 October 09 November 09 "Ideas are more dangerous than guns. We don't let our people have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?" --Josef Stalin 
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Old is Old is Old is Old
"OLD" IS WHEN .. Your sweetie says, " Let's go upstairs and make love," and
you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN .. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN .. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN .. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN .. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today
"OLD" IS WHEN .. "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS WHEN .. An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom. AND "OLD" IS WHEN .. You are not sure these are jokes. 8 comments from 5 users
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posted by
dgrealish
on Dec 31, 2007 at 06:04 PM
Thanks TK, I've needed a light hearted look at aging for a few days now. I've got to tell you, I can't remember the last time a cop told me to slow down, and they're constantly posted in my neighborhood! Happy New Year! Since the Holidays, this spam code may be right on: IRPIG posted by
NancyII
on Dec 31, 2007 at 06:33 PM
DG...I know the feeling. I mentioned to someone that I hadn't been stopped in many years. He laughed and asked "who's gonna stop YOU?" Of course he is in his 30's. Smart aleck. Good ones Tk. posted by
Neverleft
on Jan 1, 2008 at 07:58 PM
Old is as Old does. I'm 65 going on 20 except when I bend over to tie my shoe.
posted by
NancyII
on Jan 1, 2008 at 09:36 PM
Tie your shoe??? Haven't you learned about ziplocks yet? Takes the strain out of bending over acause it doesn't take as long.
posted by
randomfactor
on Jan 1, 2008 at 09:45 PM
My earth shoes ain't got no laces. . But I remember seeing a commercial years back where a doctor is talking about proper technique posted by
NancyII
on Jan 1, 2008 at 09:48 PM
If I go down to foot level there's no guarantee I'll be getting back up again. I sit on a chair, flat footed, to tie shoes. Or I prop my foot on a chair or the footboard of the bed. I'm actually limber enough that I can put my foot on a desk or countertop. But squating is another matter. posted by
NancyII
on Jan 1, 2008 at 09:49 PM
Or I don't untie them to begin with. :-)
posted by
TangledUpInBlue
on Jan 1, 2008 at 10:25 PM
I can never find my car in the parking lot, and I'm not old at all, although I often feel like it! And Neil Young is the man.
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