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tkozy - > There is a Chance -> 3 in 1
3 in 1

Holy Moley Ole!
Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, I tink it's time!' So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, 'A son! Ain't dat great!' Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said,

 
'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' The doctor den held up a little girl. He
said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!' She's a pretty little ting, too.'
Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, 'Holey Moley, Ole, we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then delivered another boy and said, Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!' Ole was flabbergasted
by this news!

 
A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children home in the self-propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena, 'How come we got tree on the first try?'

 
Lena said, 'You remember dat night  We ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?'

 
Ole said, 'Yeah, I do.. Uffda! It's a darn good ting I didn't get the WD-40.

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posted by notatroll on Apr 16, 2009 at 09:15 AM

That was funny by golly you betcha.   For those folks who don't use Uff da! in their daily conversations here is a link with information.    http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

Oh and by the way I've known Ole since he was a little boy and here is what happened when he turned 21.

 All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It 
seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been 
able to walk on water on their 21st birthday.

 On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first 
legal drink. So when Ole's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Sven 
took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Ole stepped out of the boat 
and nearly drowned! Sven just managed to pull him to safety.

 Furious and confused, Ole went to see his grandmother. "Grandma, it's my 
21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his 
father, and his father before him?"

 Granny looked into Ole's eyes and said, "Because, you dummy, your 
father, grandfather and great-grand father were born in January; you were 
born in July."

 

posted by sagefever on Apr 15, 2009 at 04:09 PM

*chuckles*


posted by tkozy on Apr 15, 2009 at 04:00 PM

Thanks to my Aunt.


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