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Real Name: Buster Buster Date of Birth: June 23, 1909 Member Since: March 14, 2006 Last Signed In: November 03, 2009 Profile Views: 10225 Blog Views: 50986 If Ralph Bailey has another show about Carter and Race. Those who oppose health reform. Your all on your own. If your holding onto your High Dollar petro stocks. You want to read this. Nancy, The hypocrisy is overwhelming. Nancy, Threatening to block someone does not work. Sex Those who oppose health reform. Your all on your own. A strange Wednesday night Okay, Let’s agree not to continue to Blame Jr. Laura Bush praises Obama, bemoans excessive partisanship September 06 October 06 November 06 December 06 January 07 February 07 March 07 April 07 May 07 June 07 July 07 August 07 September 07 October 07 November 07 December 07 January 08 February 08 March 08 April 08 May 08 June 08 July 08 August 08 September 08 October 08 November 08 December 08 January 09 February 09 March 09 April 09 May 09 June 09 July 09 August 09 September 09 October 09 November 09 "Ideas are more dangerous than guns. We don't let our people have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?" --Josef Stalin 
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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,” You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!” Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?” She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.” 19 comments from 8 users
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posted by
AudreyB
on Sep 13, 2009 at 02:55 PM
LOL I bet it was a soft boiled egg. posted by
Ray_Harwick
on Sep 13, 2009 at 03:06 PM
HA!!!!! Laughed till I cried. :-)))) posted by
dragoon
on Sep 13, 2009 at 03:30 PM
Gives new meaning to the title "Minute Man". posted by
grammyt
on Sep 13, 2009 at 03:46 PM
Thanks for crackin this one.....it's hysterical posted by
Lingtaowoo
on Sep 13, 2009 at 04:33 PM
Now THAT was funny....I don't care who you are--That's Funny.... posted by
witbee
on Sep 13, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Ewww, the kitchen? Ah well, it was funny anyway. posted by
tkozy
on Sep 13, 2009 at 10:26 PM
What kinda pervert would read a blog called sex! :>) posted by
witbee
on Sep 13, 2009 at 11:06 PM
It's OK, I'm a biologist. posted by
Lingtaowoo
on Sep 14, 2009 at 07:34 AM
It's O.K.---I'm a dog..... posted by
VirgilAnderson
on Sep 14, 2009 at 08:28 AM
posted by
tkozy
on Sep 14, 2009 at 08:56 AM
Virgil, this crowd needs something with a little more sex in it. :>) posted by
VirgilAnderson
on Sep 14, 2009 at 08:59 AM
posted by
VirgilAnderson
on Sep 14, 2009 at 09:03 AM
posted by
tkozy
on Sep 14, 2009 at 09:06 AM
Virg, I said Sex. Not get Lucky. :>) posted by
VirgilAnderson
on Sep 14, 2009 at 09:07 AM
posted by
VirgilAnderson
on Sep 14, 2009 at 09:18 AM
posted by
tkozy
on Sep 14, 2009 at 09:25 AM
Virg, Yea, They got beer and women. But the story doesn't have much of a climax. Sex without a climax. Frustrating. posted by
VirgilAnderson
on Sep 14, 2009 at 09:31 AM
Well, what happens before is the best part. That's what my wife says. http://www.youtube.com/watc... --virgil posted by
tkozy
on Sep 14, 2009 at 09:45 AM
Virg,
Women, Wad da de no? :>)
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