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tonyh - > The World According to Me -> Thank you from Obama
Thank you from Obama




My fellow Identity-Americans:

As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for their ... well, support.

Your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee he was having an extra marital affair with who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.

And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.

I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.

Americans are tired of thinking.


It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart.

So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do.

And do it for me.

Thank You.

email from a friend............made me laugh so I thought I'd share..........

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posted by Jans on Feb 21, 2008 at 07:24 AM

What is the monkey about?

posted by tonyh on Feb 21, 2008 at 07:28 AM

I've had him jumping up and down on his Pogo Stick for almost two years now.

He's busy, but he's not accomplishing much. Blogging accomplishes about as much as he does.

That's the point with the Monkey.

P.S. - I thought he'd be a little more acceptable to the General Public than an Elephant doing the nasty to a Football.........................

posted by ChicoEsquela on Feb 21, 2008 at 07:35 AM

Bama Bama O Bama

O Bama Nana O Fama

Fee Fie Foe Mama

Bama...........

posted by NancyII on Feb 21, 2008 at 07:39 AM

Tony that was GREAT !  I got a big laugh out of it.

Mark (motopoet) used to say that worry is like a rocking chair.  Keeps ya busy but doesn't get you anywhere.  Reminds me of your explanation of your monkey.  Ditto about the blogs.

posted by tonyh on Feb 21, 2008 at 07:43 AM

In almost two years, this is the first time that I've been asked about him. I figured nobody noticed.

posted by NancyII on Feb 21, 2008 at 07:51 AM

I like the EASY button.

posted by ChicoEsquela on Feb 21, 2008 at 07:52 AM

I just wonder how long its going to take for the Obamaphiles to all move to Guyana en masse!

posted by randomfactor on Feb 21, 2008 at 07:55 AM

A McLovin victory in November might do it--but that seems remote now.

posted by tonyh on Feb 21, 2008 at 07:57 AM

Ya' that whole room is like Romper Room for Grown-ups. It's got lots of stuff to play with. It's supposed to fire up creativity while dreaming up new designs. It's a play room for Design Engineers, and works great.

 

Hey, Guyana has GREAT weather..............................I'd maybe stay away from the Kool-Aid though.............the indigestion is KILLER!

posted by randomfactor on Feb 21, 2008 at 08:21 AM

McLovin might not even be on the ballot in Indiana in May:

http://www.blueindiana.net/...

 

posted by tonyh on Feb 21, 2008 at 08:26 AM

Indiana?

That's OK. Everybody knows that the "Children of the Corn" always vote for the "Blue Man" anyway..........................

posted by jfrancais on Feb 21, 2008 at 08:38 AM

I just wonder how long its going to take for the Obamaphiles to all move to Guyana en masse!

No need for the trip. We've already drank the kool-aid.

posted by JustcallmeBlood on Feb 21, 2008 at 08:39 AM

eenie minnie might moe ..

posted by randomfactor on Feb 21, 2008 at 08:45 AM

Next line, JCMB?  Or are you waiting for Chico to finish it for you?

posted by ChicoEsquela on Feb 21, 2008 at 08:57 AM

Caught McCain wif a hoe

fee fie foe fum

Random's cred is now done.................

posted by Bakersfieldbubble on Feb 21, 2008 at 08:57 AM

So much hate? You must be a "conservative Christian"?

What has Bush done (remember I voted for this clown)? 

This country now has 6 years for budget deficits of over $400 billion per year under the “fiscally conservative” right wing leadership. How can that be? I thought only liberals wasted money?   WE now also have a $9 trillion dollar national debt and if you add in the unfunded entitlements of Social Security and Medicare that number balloons to over $40 trillion. We will spend $1 trillion in Iraq and our country (and borders) are no more secure than before 9/11! Why not bring the troops home and secure our borders? Lets spend that money on securing the borders and building our crumbling infrastructure (see New Orleans levees, Minnesota bridges, etc...)?   Why are we sending $1 trillion dollars a year to countries that hate us (see Saudi Arabia, Venezuela, UAE, etc…) in exchange for oil? Is it because of the Bush and Cheney relationships with some of these countries? We are giving away our dollars and our security because big oil and its lobby refuse to allow for any alternative energy solutions. Forget Global warming, I think that is bogus, lets focus on getting over our dependence on foreign oil, which is making us dependent on terrorist states!
posted by ChicoEsquela on Feb 21, 2008 at 08:59 AM

yeah Bubble

Check out Dubai and the Clintons

She won't produce her tax returns

Know why?

Or is the bubble above your neck?

and Obama?

Don't make me laugh

Thought you were smarter than that

Guyana here we come!

posted by randomfactor on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:00 AM

Chico, you're hardly the one to judge *MY* "cred."   It's McLovin who needs to worry, anyway.

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Re:  global warming, it appears the arctic ice sheet is melting a month early this year--and much faster than last.

posted by ChicoEsquela on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:01 AM

what cred?

did someone  "say" something?

posted by Bakersfieldbubble on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:02 AM

Clintons? Who cares? Bush is the current President. Defend those items I have listed - these are his accomplishements. Defend them without straw man arguments, please.

posted by ChicoEsquela on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:04 AM

DSRF:: As Bill Clinton said when first confronted with an Arky's trooper's allegations of multiple "trysts":

"I cannot judge what does not exist"

posted by ChicoEsquela on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:06 AM

uhhhhhhhhhhh....................I believe Hill is still running for POTUS

StrawMAN?

Ha!

posted by Bakersfieldbubble on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:06 AM

You can't defend Bush policies can you? We are giving away our treasure to countries that hate us and all you can do is talk about Hillary or Obama. Wake Up America!

posted by ChicoEsquela on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:09 AM

ever been in a war bubb?

they're not cheap!

 

posted by randomfactor on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:09 AM

He's got this serious crush on Hillary, BB.  It clouds his thinking.

posted by Bakersfieldbubble on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:09 AM

This is the same as the housing/credit bubble issue that occurred under Lassie-faire Bush. We ignore it and then when the crap hits the fan we wonder what happened.

posted by randomfactor on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:11 AM

The country's not in a war now.  We're in an occupation.

.

And that's not what Bush used to wreck the economy.  It was his moronic tax policies.

.

Wonder what *ELSE* McLovin's been McLyin' about?

posted by Bakersfieldbubble on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:11 AM

No I have not, however, my father and uncle went to Vietnam. Only my Uncle came back.

What does that have to do with Bush policies?

posted by ChicoEsquela on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:13 AM

I'm sorry for your father

hard typing on little PDA

but I will come back and attempt to answer your fair questions about

Bush & Iraq

Infrastructure problems

How & Where $$ is spent

 

Just give me a little time and a real keyboard, OK?

(its not any easy thing you have tasked me with)

posted by ChicoEsquela on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:14 AM

............and FWIW, a very strack <salute> for both your Uncle and Father!

posted by anglo1 on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:17 AM

Maybe it will warm enough to make Greenland the new Napa valley again,  like 700 years ago.

No  real experience and being possibly the most liberal Senator is enough to make him unelectable, I hope.

posted by anglo1 on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:17 AM

Just pulling some chains, for fun.

posted by Bakersfieldbubble on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:18 AM

I don't want us to spend 100 years in Iraq.I dont think other should lose their families for a cause that will not increase our national security. Spend that money here to secure our borders and improve our infrastructure.

I should not use that in an debate (my father), however, my point is war should only be used when it is necessary. The costs are great both emotionally and financially.

 

 

posted by ChicoEsquela on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:23 AM

McCain never should have said  "a hundred years"

in any context!

Sometimes he's too realistic for his own good!

Keep thinking "Hope a Dope"

Thats the ticket to victory!

Feed em what they want

Pablum, nostrums, notions

pablum dribbling down chins or flung across the room from the high chair

they want pablum esse

and BO will give it to em!

http://evergreens.imeem.com... 

 

posted by Bakersfieldbubble on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:27 AM

No matter who wins we will be a divided country for the foreseeable future. The divide and conqure pundits will have their way and be the ultimate winners.

posted by randomfactor on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:31 AM

What's gonna hurt McLovin is his cheerfulness about staying in Iraq for ten thousand years.  That and the hug.  And the fooling-around.  And voting for torture.

posted by randomfactor on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:32 AM

We're a divided country now, BB.  But it's 80/20 at the moment.

posted by randomfactor on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:33 AM

And Napa the new Sahara, Anglo?

posted by gr8scott on Feb 21, 2008 at 09:56 AM

It's funny to read or hear the Hannitys of the world and that fool Jaz, and their followers, talk about mindless followers and drinkers of kool-aid, when those who listen to these idiots carry the water for the extreme right on a daily basis. No flipping integrity in you at all. Stand up for something. You drinkers of the kool-aid don't even  want the old man as the nominee, but you had not one good candidate to put out there! Why? Because not many people of substance wants to be dictated to by a few nuts!

It's like a fanatical religion and they are much more likely to move to Guyana than anyone else! The Hannitys, Ingrahams and even that idiot Jaz all sing from the same hymn and if it weren't so funny, it would be frightening! This is exactly the type of mindless following of an ideology that will have you trying to hitch a ride on a comet. Believe!!

Your own candidate had to go suck a@! at the recent conservative rally, begging for forgiveness for being himself! Pleading with a small minority in a party and even smaller minority in America, just to get the nod!

All this talk, from these same idiots, about Obama's lack of legislative accomplishment or experience is an attempt to bring him down, so the GOP can run a withered old man, who can't even comb his own hair against Clinton, who they believe they can beat in the election. The GOP is afraid of Obama, plain and simple.

What legislation has the old man initiated or signed on to that the extremists in the GOP agree with? I'll make it easier. What legislation has he initiated or signed? His big claim to fame? Being a flipping POW. How often is that put into a campaign speech or television/radio ad? Talk about an empty suit! 

 

 

posted by anglo1 on Feb 21, 2008 at 10:35 AM

The new Vineland by the Bay, San Joaquin Valley Bay of course. gr8, what was your argument in favor of Obama?  Give me some positves to ponder.  I still am at a crossroads on which Rep. will win the nomination and if I can really get behind him.

posted by tonyh on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:25 AM

Tell you what. Rather than making nasty comments or ranting on about a Lame Duck, how about doing this?

Start a list of the accomplishments of Barack Obama. What are his accomplishments?

posted by ChicoEsquela on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:27 AM

tonyh

<virtual crickets>

posted by randomfactor on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:29 AM

He got the Senate to consider seriously ethics legislation (which ultimately did not pass in that form.)  He bucked his own party leadership to do so.

He authored one of the first bills to address avian (and other pandemic) flu preparation.

He focused attention on the *REAL* terrorist threat of loose nukes from the old Soviet Union, working with a Republican senator to do so.

He voted against giving amnesty for telecom crimes and against torture (again, up in the air at this point.)

Those are the types of things I'd like to see him re-address as President, with a stronger Democratic majority in the Senate.

posted by randomfactor on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:30 AM

That Lame Duck can still hurt this nation further, Tony.  Best keep an eye on the idiot-in-chief for another year or so.

posted by ChicoEsquela on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:30 AM

I hope gr8 never gets old

somehow I think my "hopes" may be answered

"life is hard.

But its really hard when you're stupid"  ~Bil Handel

posted by ChicoEsquela on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:38 AM

Thats quite an exhaustive list there Random

 

(can you say "grasping at straws"?)

posted by tonyh on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:39 AM

RF,

Those aren't accomplishments. At best, they're actions. Some might be labeled failures.

No, list out some ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

Here, I'll help.

1) He wrote a couple of best selling books (I'm not sure what they're about).

Those two best selling books would be accomplishments.

 

 

posted by randomfactor on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:42 AM

It was just a quick list.  Ask me again after his first term.  The Senate has been either dominated by Republicans or in deadlock by them for eight years.  Obama has opposed many of the nitwit things that they allowed through.

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Bush's list when he got elected was:  crashed business after business and got elected to the third-highest office in the worst-governed state in the nation.

.

 

posted by bluewondeful on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:50 AM

 

Obama is not electable in America!

The swiftboat is warming up its engine and ready to go.

What you read about how dangerous and silly it is to think of an Obama for President is already being previewed on this thread, so just hang on.

Before Obama’s opponents are through, Obama will be the second coming of Saddam Hussein, an empty suit, a Muslim terrorist and an anti-Christian bigot.

 

The only choice left and the next President of the United States will be a geriatric in diapers whose main accomplishment is defense, something he learned while a guest at the Hanoi Hilton who will have us in Iraq 90 years after he has passed.

 

God Bless America, we are still what we used to be.

posted by tonyh on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:51 AM

So, is this your way of saying that you can't list any accomplishments for Barack Obama?

That's OK RF, you're in good company. Nobody else can either. There have been some REALLY, REALLY smart people asked that same question over the last couple of months, but none of them could answer it either........................................... ......

 

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