http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535 The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground. &nbsp; You can make sun tea instantly. &nbsp; You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. &nbsp; You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car. &nbsp; You discover that you can get sunburned through your window. &nbsp; You actually burn your hand by opening the car door. &nbsp; You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 am. &nbsp; The potatoes cook underground so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter. &nbsp; Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs. &nbsp; The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground. &nbsp; You can make sun tea instantly. &nbsp; You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. &nbsp; You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car. &nbsp; You discover that you can get sunburned through your window. &nbsp; You actually burn your hand by opening the car door. &nbsp; You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 am. &nbsp; The potatoes cook underground so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter. &nbsp; Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs. &nbsp; en-us <p><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="color: #0000ff">Its so hot in Bakersfield that...everyone is in Pismo so&nbsp; you have to go to Avila to lessen the chances of seeing someone from your church when you&nbsp;drink a glass of wine ;o}</span></span></p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268398 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268398 <p><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><span style="color: #0000ff">Its so hot in Bakersfield that...everyone is in Pismo so&nbsp; you have to go to Avila to lessen the chances of seeing someone from your church when you&nbsp;drink a glass of wine ;o}</span></span></p> <p>you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.</p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268403 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268403 <p>you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.</p> <p>...tanning booths lose business because you can get a tan&nbsp;sitting next to a white car.</p> <p>...you can't wear spike heels because they sink into the asphalt when you walk&nbsp;through the parking lot.</p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268426 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268426 <p>...tanning booths lose business because you can get a tan&nbsp;sitting next to a white car.</p> <p>...you can't wear spike heels because they sink into the asphalt when you walk&nbsp;through the parking lot.</p> <p>Even disabled people park 300 feet away if that's the nearest shady spot.</p> <p>And that's&nbsp;on a moonlit night.</p> <p>You wash your car windows every afternoon to keep the glass from melting.</p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268432 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268432 <p>Even disabled people park 300 feet away if that's the nearest shady spot.</p> <p>And that's&nbsp;on a moonlit night.</p> <p>You wash your car windows every afternoon to keep the glass from melting.</p> <p>Every pool is now a giant hot tub.</p> <p>Every hot tub is now a giant stock pot.</p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268435 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268435 <p>Every pool is now a giant hot tub.</p> <p>Every hot tub is now a giant stock pot.</p> <p>lol i thought these were pretty funny :)</p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268500 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268500 <p>lol i thought these were pretty funny :)</p> <p>It's so hot in Bakersfield that the ducks crossing Truxton were seen wearing flip-flops.</p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268602 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268602 <p>It's so hot in Bakersfield that the ducks crossing Truxton were seen wearing flip-flops.</p> <p>HA HA HA THOSE JOKES ARE FUNNY BUT IF YOU WOULD HAVE THE WEB WHERE YOU GOT THEM FROM YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT WAS JOKES ABOUT ARIZONA HEAT</p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268755 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_268755 <p>HA HA HA THOSE JOKES ARE FUNNY BUT IF YOU WOULD HAVE THE WEB WHERE YOU GOT THEM FROM YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT WAS JOKES ABOUT ARIZONA HEAT</p> <p>ohh well sorry... they were in a newspaper from work. just thought it was funny. party pooper.</p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_269022 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_269022 <p>ohh well sorry... they were in a newspaper from work. just thought it was funny. party pooper.</p> <p><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #ff00ff">TIFF</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: small"><i><b><span style="font-family: Times New Roman"><span style="color: #00ff00">Pay no attention ,, he she it, will go away. Have your fun anyway.</span></span></b></i></span></p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_269032 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_269032 <p><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #ff00ff">TIFF</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: small"><i><b><span style="font-family: Times New Roman"><span style="color: #00ff00">Pay no attention ,, he she it, will go away. Have your fun anyway.</span></span></b></i></span></p> <p>LOLOLOL!! Guess, I missed this too. Tiff, this was pretty funny regardless where it came from.&nbsp;&nbsp; It applies here as well!!</p> <br /> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_273811 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_273811 <p>LOLOLOL!! Guess, I missed this too. Tiff, this was pretty funny regardless where it came from.&nbsp;&nbsp; It applies here as well!!</p> <br /> <p>Speaking of weather..has anyone heard from Sam?&nbsp; Erskine Creek flooded from the rain.&nbsp; Hopefully Sam is ok and dry.</p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_273856 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_273856 <p>Speaking of weather..has anyone heard from Sam?&nbsp; Erskine Creek flooded from the rain.&nbsp; Hopefully Sam is ok and dry.</p> <p>Nancy,</p> <p>I heard from him today. He's still up in Bodfish Canyon watching it all go on around him, but he's OK. Between the fire and flooding, I figure he's got quite a show up there.</p> <p>He said that so far, he hasn't been effected by it all.</p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_273890 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_273890 <p>Nancy,</p> <p>I heard from him today. He's still up in Bodfish Canyon watching it all go on around him, but he's OK. Between the fire and flooding, I figure he's got quite a show up there.</p> <p>He said that so far, he hasn't been effected by it all.</p> <p>Thanks Tony.&nbsp; The pictures are pretty rough looking.&nbsp; Glad he's ok.</p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_273902 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_273902 <p>Thanks Tony.&nbsp; The pictures are pretty rough looking.&nbsp; Glad he's ok.</p> <p>46 % HUMIDITY ?????????&nbsp;&nbsp; I just took the dog out for his last uh...business of the night and thought I'd gone to sleep and woke up in Tennessee.&nbsp;&nbsp; Holy catfish Batman!&nbsp; It's MISERABLE out there!&nbsp;&nbsp;86 degrees and 46 % humidity.&nbsp; Arrrrgghhhh.</p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_273907 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/Tiffanilynn/29535/#c_273907 <p>46 % HUMIDITY ?????????&nbsp;&nbsp; I just took the dog out for his last uh...business of the night and thought I'd gone to sleep and woke up in Tennessee.&nbsp;&nbsp; Holy catfish Batman!&nbsp; It's MISERABLE out there!&nbsp;&nbsp;86 degrees and 46 % humidity.&nbsp; Arrrrgghhhh.</p>