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Jun 6, 2008 at 02:06 PM : Bolthouse Blues They...

Bolthouse Blues

They saaaaaay you can get your 'kicks' from eatin' prunes.

They saaaaaaaay you'll live longer if you do.

They say veggies are the best for you.

Help your heart and liver, too

But hooooooow can you eat them with nary a tooth?

Bothouse drinks: they fill you up!

Bolthouse drinks: I need a cup!

Bothouse drinks: I just caaaaaan't get enough!

They saaaaay you need 5 seeeeerrrrvings a day.

They saaaaay good nutrition really lowers your age.

Well, Bolthouse drinks got all the juice,

they got all 5 and more to boot.

And they promote heterosexual maaaarriages, too.

words by witbee 2008

Jun 6, 2008 at 04:06 PM : So far, you are...

So far, you are winning over all others. I think it's kind of catchy, and it's got me thirsty for more Bolthouse drinks :)

Jun 6, 2008 at 08:06 PM : My question is, will...

My question is, will my participation give me a better chance of winning any contracts with the company?

Jun 6, 2008 at 10:06 PM : I can't make...

I can't make any promises on behalf of the company, FloridaStateGrad, since this contest has been launched independently from them, but I can assure you that you'll have fun if you do participate, and you may even win. Maybe, if you create the most creative jingle, you could send it to them to see if they would like to use it to promote their produce.

Jun 7, 2008 at 06:06 AM : Bolthouse helped save...

Bolthouse helped save the dayyy

one hundred grand their willin to payyyy

to halt the unions between the gayyyy

So drink their juice and help them saaaaave

The home of the free and the land of the braaave

*sorry doc..guess I lost huh?*

Jun 7, 2008 at 07:06 AM : Maybe if...

Maybe if you took in a little more smoke, then you'd really be smokin', siouxcityranch---or, better yet, have another Bolthouse drink.

Actually, that's not too bad. I kind of like it. Witbee, what do you think. Is he giving you a run for your money?

Jun 7, 2008 at 07:06 AM : I'll...

I'll throw one out there -- because I thought of a couple of lines from Dennis Agajanian that would fit, and I'll just embelish .....

Matrimony is holy, marraige is pure -

Between a man and a woman, thats for sure --

Right is right and wrong is wrong --

Dont go messin' where ya dont belong --

Truth is truth, and lies is lies --

God dont take no alibies --

Choose Bolthouse Farms and take a stand --

Choose Bolthouse Farms and heal the land

Jun 7, 2008 at 09:06 AM : I like them all.

I like them all.

Jun 7, 2008 at 09:06 AM : *I'm a old hippie...

*I'm a old hippie

had my own juicer

for the past 25 years

now some corporation giant

comes along tryin'

to give me the blues*...fresh squezzed is best boys!

Jun 7, 2008 at 12:06 PM : I'm an old hippie...

I'm an old hippie and I dont know what to do --

Should I hang on to the old, should I grab on to the new --

Well for me it's always been just Adam and Eve --

but now they're sayin' it's Adam and Steve --

I'll play by the rules, and mention Bolthouse Farms --

Same sex marraige, gottem up in arms --

Well their drinks taste great, and their carrots are local --

And free Bibles in their lobby, on that I'll be vocal --

So I'll buy their products, wherever they're sold --

I'm just an old hippie, hangin' on to the old --

Jun 7, 2008 at 12:06 PM : Nice parody dc! ;-)

Nice parody dc! ;-)

Jun 7, 2008 at 12:06 PM : Thanks...

Thanks Sage : ) Just clownin' around. Now i'm goin' out to get some sunshine -- sieze the day -- whats left of it.

BLT I wish I could hear your songs and play on your blogs more. I guess cause I've got an old computer w/ windows 98 -- on dial up --- and operator malfunction -- whatever, It just aint workin. --- You always have the greatest comments. A consistent voice of reason and sanity in a .........

Jun 7, 2008 at 12:06 PM : P.S. sage...

P.S. sage (edit - Possummomma) -- That post I did on Messianic prophecies was just a copied page. Even the beginning intro. I didn't mean to target Jews so much as the general blog pop.

Jun 7, 2008 at 05:06 PM : thanks, dc217, I...

thanks, dc217, I appreciate the props. I'd like to look over some of these lyrics a little more closely, but I'm preparing for the CD release party. I'll catch up with your comments and jingles a bit later. Come on out, all of you, liberals and conservatives. I love you all, and you're all welcome to the show. Bring your Bolthouse drinks :)

Jul 30, 2008 at 04:07 PM : Shall we gather with...

Shall we gather with some Boooolt House,

Some beautiful, beautiful Booolt House,

Swim in a river of Boooolt House,

that flows by the throne of God.

Jul 30, 2008 at 04:07 PM : Just as I am, one...

Just as I am, one Bolthouse short,

I'd really love a Bolthouse snort

And that thou bid'st me drink this brew

Oh Lamb of God I come. Iiiiiiii come.

Jul 30, 2008 at 04:07 PM : As I travel through...

As I travel through this pilgram land

I got a Bolthouse packed with me,

Leads me safely through the sinking sand

the brew of Christ of Calvary

This would be my prayer

dear lord each day

to drink as mush as I can stand

for I need thy light to guide me day and night

precious Bolthouse hold my hand.

Jul 30, 2008 at 09:07 PM : <twang...

Bolthouse drinks are okay

I guess

They're better than tap water

Sorta

They haven't caused cancer

Yet

Jul 30, 2008 at 10:07 PM : And they haven't...

And they haven't killed anybody

barely.

Jul 30, 2008 at 10:07 PM : Twang.

Twang.