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Shame on Mcdonalds

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:45:17 PDT

I just saw that they have a website stricly geared to black people called 365black.com i consider that racist and demand they either take it down or put one up that is for white people

Couple Things

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:49:35 PDT

Does anybody think its odd that Kennedy wanted the Mass. House to change the law to a special election when a republican was gov. but when i dem. is gov. he wanted the law changed back. Now why would he want to do that?

And for you people that want Obama to run your health care i can only say this.. ARE YOU INSANE the goverment can hardly run the programs they have now and you think they can take care of health care. If you think that your freakin stupid then. Get a job and pay for it just like everybody else and if you cant then dont get sick.

If you dont laugh you have no sence of humor

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:56:03 PDT

This is funny

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:19:12 PDT

Spring Classes for Women at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Thursday June 4, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Spring Classes for Women at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Thursday June 4,2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

This will make you think

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:35:58 PDT

I'm not sure the math is very correct on this...but it does make a

Person think.

Alive and growing in every state... Especially CA...

Joe Legal vs. Joe Illegal

Here is an example of why hiring illegal aliens is not economically

Productive for the State of California You have 2 families..."Joe

Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have 2 parents, 2 children and

Live in California.

"Joe Legal" works in construction, has a Social Security Number, and

Makes $25.00 per hour with payroll taxes deducted....."Jose Illegal"

Also works in construction, has "NO" Social Security Number, and gets

Paid $15.00 cash "under the table".

Joe Legal...$25.00 per hour x 40 hours $1000.00 per week, $52,000 per

Year.

Now take 30% away for state federal tax Joe Legal now has $31,231.00

Jose Illegal...$15..00

Per hour x 40 hours $600.00 per week, $31,200.00 per year

Jose Illegal pays no taxes...

Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00

Joe Legal pays Medical and Dental Insurance with limited coverage

$1000.00 per month $12,000.00 per year.

Joe Legal now has $19,231.00

Jose Illegal has full Medical and Dental coverage through the state and

Local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year.

Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00

Joe Legal makes too much money is not eligible for Food Stamps or

Welfare Joe Legal pays for food $1,000.00 per month $12,000.00 per

Year.

Joe Legal now has $ 7,231.00

Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for Food Stamps

And Welfare Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00

Joe Legal pays rent of $1,000.00 per month $12,000.00 per year Joe

Legal is now in the hole minus (-) $4,769.00

Jose Illegal receives a $500 per month Federal rent subsidy

Jose Illegal pays rent $500.00 per month $6,000.00 per year Jose

Illegal still has $25,200.00

Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job

After work.

Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school.

Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children

Get a government sponsored lunch.

Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's

Children go home.

Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same Police and Fire

Services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

I know how to get off foreign oil

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 07:50:56 PDT

WE DRILL MORE AT HOME!!!

Lets Try This

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:13:38 PDT

In order for companies to save some overhead and keep there company afloat why not tell the unions to stick it. I read somewhere that auto workers are paid 85% of there regular paycheck when they get laid off that is friggen nuts why lay them off if you still have to pay. Have them clean toilets around the shop if there isnt anything else to do and if the plant closes sorry buddy hope you were able to save. Thats what i did when i got laid off I diddnt have a union to take care of me and i made it just fine. I had unemployment to help until i got a new job (which wasnt in my field but hey I cant sit around like a bum all day). As for you Mr President where is all the shovel ready work you said was waiting for the TARP money it sure hasnt hit Bakersfield yet except if you count Bank of America. Your forgetting what you said in your campain that small business is the backbone of the country well while you bail out large corporations for your lobbyiest pals small business is failing. The construction industry in this town is in shambles and as i drive around i see roads that need repair, bridges that could be built and yet our equipment is sitting idle. Mr Governator that goes for you to I noticed that the company that was working on Gosford Rd between Panama and White Ln was from Oregan. How can the county supervisers award a contract to an out of state company when local companies are starving to death. Even the company doing the sewage plant on Ashe is from down south. I dont know what its going to take to turn this ship around but what our so called leaders are doing isnt helping its getting worse. I just hope that somebody somewhere will take a stand and stop the nonsence