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        <title>Post Easter bunny massacre - My blog - dmchenry&apos;s Blog - Bakersfield.com</title>
        <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/dmchenry/7946</link>
        <description>I won&#039;t say who, but someone in the newsroom ripped the head off this poor innocent chocolate bunny!

The horror.....the horror....</description>
        <itunes:summary>I won&#039;t say who, but someone in the newsroom ripped the head off this poor innocent chocolate bunny!

The horror.....the horror....</itunes:summary>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 18:10:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <title>Apr 13,  2007 at 06:04 PM : Wait a minute, you...</title>
                <description>Wait a minute, you mean the ears weren&#039;t taken first?!&amp;nbsp; Such a horrendous act!&amp;nbsp; (Too bad they don&#039;t make these things in dark chocolate!)</description>
                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/dmchenry/7946/#c_77117</link>
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                <itunes:summary>Wait a minute, you mean the ears weren&#039;t taken first?!&amp;nbsp; Such a horrendous act!&amp;nbsp; (Too bad they don&#039;t make these things in dark chocolate!)</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Apr 13,  2007 at 06:04 PM : 
Romney must have got...</title>
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&lt;p&gt;Romney must have got hold of Cheney&amp;rsquo;s Shotgun. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NRA Tip:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rip the ears off of the Easter Bunnies before&amp;nbsp;you let them loose on the range. It makes it easier to sneak up on them. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Republicans and the NRA present..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Easter Bunnies for Brunch&lt;/p&gt;
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                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/dmchenry/7946/#c_77125</link>
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&lt;p&gt;Romney must have got hold of Cheney&amp;rsquo;s Shotgun. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NRA Tip:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rip the ears off of the Easter Bunnies before&amp;nbsp;you let them loose on the range. It makes it easier to sneak up on them. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Republicans and the NRA present..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Easter Bunnies for Brunch&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;javascript:add_smilie(&amp;quot;:big braces:&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;smid_219&amp;quot;)&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;smid_219&quot; alt=&quot;bigemo_harabe_net-134.gif&quot; valign=&quot;absmiddle&quot; src=&quot;http://untothebreach.net/style_emoticons/default/bigemo_harabe_net-134.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Apr 14,  2007 at 12:04 AM : This is not funny....</title>
                <description>This is not funny. First thing in the morning I&#039;m calling PETAS Chocolate Bunny Brigade and have them haul all your asses in!</description>
                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/dmchenry/7946/#c_77190</link>
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                <itunes:summary>This is not funny. First thing in the morning I&#039;m calling PETAS Chocolate Bunny Brigade and have them haul all your asses in!</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Apr 14,  2007 at 07:04 AM : There IS A Solution!...</title>
                <description>There IS A Solution! Hurry down to RiteAid and grab one of the White chocolate Easter Bunnies. They are half price!&lt;br /&gt;
(Psst~ then use the bottom half as bait for the head snatcher in your office)</description>
                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/dmchenry/7946/#c_77209</link>
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                <itunes:summary>There IS A Solution! Hurry down to RiteAid and grab one of the White chocolate Easter Bunnies. They are half price!&lt;br /&gt;
(Psst~ then use the bottom half as bait for the head snatcher in your office)</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Apr 14,  2007 at 06:04 PM : I think Herb Benham...</title>
                <description>I think Herb Benham did it - he has publicly written he prowls around looking for food, but to think he would pinch the head off a bunny and eat it is horrendous!</description>
                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/dmchenry/7946/#c_77368</link>
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                <itunes:summary>I think Herb Benham did it - he has publicly written he prowls around looking for food, but to think he would pinch the head off a bunny and eat it is horrendous!</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Apr 14,  2007 at 09:04 PM : IT&#039;S A CONSPIRACY.</title>
                <description>&lt;font face=&quot;Comic Sans MS&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;IT&#039;S A CONSPIRACY.&lt;/font&gt;</description>
                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/dmchenry/7946/#c_77412</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;font face=&quot;Comic Sans MS&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;IT&#039;S A CONSPIRACY.&lt;/font&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Apr 14,  2007 at 09:04 PM : Blame it on those...</title>
                <description>Blame it on those godless liberals who are trying to destroy easter and xmas!</description>
                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/dmchenry/7946/#c_77416</link>
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                <itunes:summary>Blame it on those godless liberals who are trying to destroy easter and xmas!</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Apr 15,  2007 at 12:04 PM : Hmm, it must have been...</title>
                <description>Hmm, it must have been an editor working late on a Friday night who really needed some chocolate — and asked first. :]</description>
                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/dmchenry/7946/#c_77519</link>
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                <itunes:summary>Hmm, it must have been an editor working late on a Friday night who really needed some chocolate — and asked first. :]</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Apr 15,  2007 at 01:04 PM : It looks...</title>
                <description>It looks like&amp;nbsp;a case of spontaneous combustion to me.</description>
                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/dmchenry/7946/#c_77529</link>
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                <itunes:summary>It looks like&amp;nbsp;a case of spontaneous combustion to me.</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Apr 15,  2007 at 02:04 PM : 
If that one...</title>
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&lt;p&gt;If that one particular editor should need assistance. I suppose I could provide a alibi for a small fee.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The fee would be based on the level/depth of wordsmythery required. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I could also process past due homework for an additional redemption of an appropriate and mutually agreed upon level. By pre processing your homework. Further temptations of the news room. Such as the news bunny massacre. Could be avoided. &lt;/p&gt;
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                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/dmchenry/7946/#c_77552</link>
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&lt;p&gt;If that one particular editor should need assistance. I suppose I could provide a alibi for a small fee.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The fee would be based on the level/depth of wordsmythery required. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I could also process past due homework for an additional redemption of an appropriate and mutually agreed upon level. By pre processing your homework. Further temptations of the news room. Such as the news bunny massacre. Could be avoided. &lt;/p&gt;
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