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        <title>The Honeybee-Let&#039;s Bomb Iran connection. - Vita Brevis, Tempus Fugit - marsh&apos;s Blog - Bakersfield.com</title>
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        <description>I just learned from a respected colleague and professor, the honeybee population of the USA and Europe is in sharp decline.&amp;nbsp; Bees are leaving hives in swarms and dying. (they can&amp;rsquo;t find their way back&amp;mdash;and is a swarm supposed to come back???) Very odd.&amp;nbsp; I did some quick research to verify this &amp;ldquo;startling statistic&amp;rdquo; and we have indeed lost about a quarter of our domesticated bee population.&amp;nbsp; That&amp;rsquo;s scary because about 1/3 of our food supply is reliant on bee pollination (according to my professor friend and what I read on the internets [sic]).
&amp;nbsp;Now, being a conservative, and since there&amp;rsquo;s plenty of environment left (just enough for us) I immediately came back with a capital idea to make money on the situation.&amp;nbsp; We&amp;rsquo;d pollinate ourselves using high tech machinery!&amp;nbsp; Probably find a way to do it better than Mother Nature Herself!&amp;nbsp; AND we can make money doing it.&amp;nbsp; 
&amp;nbsp;Then my left brain caught up with my right . . . THAT would be expensive (because nature provides the service virtually for free) and would raise food prices.&amp;nbsp; Of course, what do I care, I&amp;rsquo;m actually rich (must be nice) but compare me to the rest of the world, where I make in a few hours what they earn in a year and I can&amp;rsquo;t feel so smug anymore.&amp;nbsp; 
&amp;nbsp;The loss of these bees makes beekeeping more expensive, which raises the price of food (scarcity of bees + utility of them = value of their service, added to the cost of production).&amp;nbsp; If we invent high-tech mass-pollinating machines we raise the price even further.&amp;nbsp; The end result is the higher price of food puts regular, affordable nutrition just out of reach of those who need it most.&amp;nbsp; End result: my all-you-can-eat buffet at the Wynn Resort in Las  Vegas will go up in price, and a lot of people in the Third World will actually starve.&amp;nbsp; 
&amp;nbsp;But hey, my conservative brain thought&amp;mdash;that&amp;rsquo;s just Malthus!&amp;nbsp; Eat up!&amp;nbsp; Then the left catches up again, you mean the third world, like India and Pakistan and North Korea with their nukes?&amp;nbsp; Oh . . . I guess that really does make it MY problem . . . better bomb Iran right now . . .
&amp;nbsp;Sometimes, I learn that some of my cherished conservative values are actually molehills that are just too expensive to die upon.
&amp;nbsp;(RIGHT Brain) Then again, maybe we should just import migrant labor to do all the pollinating for us by hand . . .and oh my, how I really enjoy those crab legs at the Wynn . . .
(yeah crab legs have nothing to do with pollen--or do they?&amp;nbsp; =p)
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        <itunes:summary>I just learned from a respected colleague and professor, the honeybee population of the USA and Europe is in sharp decline.&amp;nbsp; Bees are leaving hives in swarms and dying. (they can&amp;rsquo;t find their way back&amp;mdash;and is a swarm supposed to come back???) Very odd.&amp;nbsp; I did some quick research to verify this &amp;ldquo;startling statistic&amp;rdquo; and we have indeed lost about a quarter of our domesticated bee population.&amp;nbsp; That&amp;rsquo;s scary because about 1/3 of our food supply is reliant on bee pollination (according to my professor friend and what I read on the internets [sic]).
&amp;nbsp;Now, being a conservative, and since there&amp;rsquo;s plenty of environment left (just enough for us) I immediately came back with a capital idea to make money on the situation.&amp;nbsp; We&amp;rsquo;d pollinate ourselves using high tech machinery!&amp;nbsp; Probably find a way to do it better than Mother Nature Herself!&amp;nbsp; AND we can make money doing it.&amp;nbsp; 
&amp;nbsp;Then my left brain caught up with my right . . . THAT would be expensive (because nature provides the service virtually for free) and would raise food prices.&amp;nbsp; Of course, what do I care, I&amp;rsquo;m actually rich (must be nice) but compare me to the rest of the world, where I make in a few hours what they earn in a year and I can&amp;rsquo;t feel so smug anymore.&amp;nbsp; 
&amp;nbsp;The loss of these bees makes beekeeping more expensive, which raises the price of food (scarcity of bees + utility of them = value of their service, added to the cost of production).&amp;nbsp; If we invent high-tech mass-pollinating machines we raise the price even further.&amp;nbsp; The end result is the higher price of food puts regular, affordable nutrition just out of reach of those who need it most.&amp;nbsp; End result: my all-you-can-eat buffet at the Wynn Resort in Las  Vegas will go up in price, and a lot of people in the Third World will actually starve.&amp;nbsp; 
&amp;nbsp;But hey, my conservative brain thought&amp;mdash;that&amp;rsquo;s just Malthus!&amp;nbsp; Eat up!&amp;nbsp; Then the left catches up again, you mean the third world, like India and Pakistan and North Korea with their nukes?&amp;nbsp; Oh . . . I guess that really does make it MY problem . . . better bomb Iran right now . . .
&amp;nbsp;Sometimes, I learn that some of my cherished conservative values are actually molehills that are just too expensive to die upon.
&amp;nbsp;(RIGHT Brain) Then again, maybe we should just import migrant labor to do all the pollinating for us by hand . . .and oh my, how I really enjoy those crab legs at the Wynn . . .
(yeah crab legs have nothing to do with pollen--or do they?&amp;nbsp; =p)
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                <title>Jun 29,  2007 at 09:06 AM : Several B.com bloggers...</title>
                <description>Several B.com bloggers wrote about this a few months back. There are many hypothesis about whats going on and why. But any way you slice it, it can not be a good thing Marsh.</description>
                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/marsh/11358/#c_110917</link>
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                <itunes:summary>Several B.com bloggers wrote about this a few months back. There are many hypothesis about whats going on and why. But any way you slice it, it can not be a good thing Marsh.</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jun 29,  2007 at 10:06 AM : Marsh~lol good...</title>
                <description>&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Marsh~lol good read,just what we need a light approach~to a very serrious weird problem.Losing all those bees is not a good thing~but crab is at least 10 steps away on the food chain~so we are safe&amp;nbsp; for awhile!&lt;/font&gt;</description>
                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/marsh/11358/#c_110939</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Marsh~lol good read,just what we need a light approach~to a very serrious weird problem.Losing all those bees is not a good thing~but crab is at least 10 steps away on the food chain~so we are safe&amp;nbsp; for awhile!&lt;/font&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 13,  2007 at 03:07 PM : Y&#039;eah... save the...</title>
                <description>Y&#039;eah... save the bees..</description>
                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/marsh/11358/#c_115978</link>
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                <itunes:summary>Y&#039;eah... save the bees..</itunes:summary>     
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