http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754 http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Payback_on_a_telemarketer/ http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Payback_on_a_telemarketer/ en-us <p>Had heard this one before.</p> <p>.</p> <p>The other night I answered a telemarketer's call and after agreeing that I was having a good day, I let him begin the spiel before screaming &quot;Oh, my God, what are you doing?&nbsp; Put the knife down!&nbsp; PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!!!!!&quot; and then dropping the phone on the floor.&nbsp; I then carefully hung up on the fellow.&nbsp; <br /> </p> <p>Hope I made his day; I certainly scared the bodily fluids out of Spouse #2, whom I neglected to warn beforehand...</p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114087 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114087 <p>Had heard this one before.</p> <p>.</p> <p>The other night I answered a telemarketer's call and after agreeing that I was having a good day, I let him begin the spiel before screaming &quot;Oh, my God, what are you doing?&nbsp; Put the knife down!&nbsp; PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!!!!!&quot; and then dropping the phone on the floor.&nbsp; I then carefully hung up on the fellow.&nbsp; <br /> </p> <p>Hope I made his day; I certainly scared the bodily fluids out of Spouse #2, whom I neglected to warn beforehand...</p> <p>random that is a good one i will have to try that i tell them that my parnets are not   home, they hang up fast, of course i</p> <p>am not lying my parnets live in arizona</p> <p> </p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114117 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114117 <p>random that is a good one i will have to try that i tell them that my parnets are not   home, they hang up fast, of course i</p> <p>am not lying my parnets live in arizona</p> <p> </p> I always ask for their home number, and promise to call them when they get home, but that's one funny audio. http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114127 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114127 I always ask for their home number, and promise to call them when they get home, but that's one funny audio. RF, you just made my day....don't scare spouse #2 like that, ok....pretty dadgum funny though. http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114153 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114153 RF, you just made my day....don't scare spouse #2 like that, ok....pretty dadgum funny though. <p>That guy has it down like a lounge act! </p> <p>Random, you must trust the undeniable human urge not to get involved, otherwise <em>you</em> might have to hold back bodily fluids when one of Bakersfield's finest comes knockin' on your door. LOL But you certainly gave me a good idea!</p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114158 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114158 <p>That guy has it down like a lounge act! </p> <p>Random, you must trust the undeniable human urge not to get involved, otherwise <em>you</em> might have to hold back bodily fluids when one of Bakersfield's finest comes knockin' on your door. LOL But you certainly gave me a good idea!</p> How would the guy have&nbsp;tracked me down from 'way over there in Bombay, antiex? :) http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114162 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114162 How would the guy have&nbsp;tracked me down from 'way over there in Bombay, antiex? :) <p>They would have sent this guy, and we all know he has mad sleuthing skills!</p> <p><img src="http://www.winnipegfreepress2.com/blogs/king/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/party.gif" alt="" /></p> http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114231 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114231 <p>They would have sent this guy, and we all know he has mad sleuthing skills!</p> <p><img src="http://www.winnipegfreepress2.com/blogs/king/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/party.gif" alt="" /></p> classic. http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114325 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/11754/#c_114325 classic.