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Adopt a shelter pet and have a friend for life! - tchudilowsky's Blog - Bakersfield.com http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky en-us Drunken Animals :0) http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/32538 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/32538 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axur5W83znw&eurl=http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axur5W83znw&eurl=http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/</a> Funny's http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/32025 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/32025 I saw these on another blog and thought they were funny. I hope none of you guys take it as guy bashing. I just thought it was clever. Feel free to post mild jabs at us girls too :0) Tina ________________________________________________________________     Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YES! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling.. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone. But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.' Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!' May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them.' 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's. 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is. 10. Tell the people you love that you love them , at every opportunity. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER : Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. .................................................................................................. One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma ." And they say blondes are dumb... .......................................................................................... A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you.." .......................................................................................... "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. .......................................................................................... Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ........................................................................................ Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. ..................................................................................... Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. .......................................................................................... Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.' .......................................................................................... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN She deserves every penny + more! http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/31999 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/31999 <div class="bvp_deschead">Cheat sued for giving wife STD</div> <div class="bvp_deschead"></div> <div class="bvp_desctext">A woman is suing her husband for giving her an STD.</div> <div class="bvp_desctext"> </div> <div class="bvp_desctext">Heres the video:</div> <div class="bvp_desctext"> </div> <div class="bvp_desctext"> </div> <div class="bvp_desctext"><a href="http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2008/08/14/pn.husband.sued.for.std.cnn">http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2008/08/14/pn.husband.sued.for.std.cnn</a></div> Eight Is Enough http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/31848 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/31848 I am starting this blog because I have to say something and I didn't want to ruin nine18kks blog. I, too, am sick of all the straight comments that go on in here and I'm a straight.  I do not wish to cram my lifestyle down anyone's throat anymore than I want someone to cram their lifestyle down mine. I want to be accepted as a regular person with no less and no more rights than the average Joe.  My being straight is not the whole center of my life; it is what it is.  But some people go over the top with all the "woe are the straights" comments.  I find it down right embarrassing and it makes it difficult for some people to accept heterosexuality because it is constantly waved in front of them. I started reading and commenting because I am pretty much home bound and was looking for clown like conversation about different topics but EVERYTHING always comes back to the straight persons issues by some.  Please just let it go and be!     (nine18kk, just kidding..hope you have a sense of humor..:0) To rescue or not to rescue...That is MY question :0) http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/31555 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/31555 Well, I watched a program the other night and this got  me wondering... If a person is bent on killing himself should someone risk their life to stop them? That's my question here? I say NO. Talk them down? Maybe. Risk your own life? No. Yes, I understand life is precious and you don't want anyone to end it. But, at the same time, the men and women who risk their life to save these people have themselves and their family's and THEIR lives! Why put it on the line for someone who wants to die? Heres one of the clips that got me thinking: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=386a4-Ch7Nw">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=386a4-Ch7Nw</a> Eh? I was just wondering if I was the only one that felt this way. Tina Beautiful! http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/31372 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/31372   Animals are amazing!   <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYbFQFXG0U&eurl=http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYbFQFXG0U&eurl=http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/</a> Smart car bigger than you think ;-) http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/31341 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/31341 <img height="206" width="237" alt="" src="http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/5833/cardi3.th.jpg" /> Shaq Very Dramatic! http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/31264 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/31264 #1- <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40&eurl=http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40&eurl=http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/</a>   #2-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsb_VTFRX9A&eurl=http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/ For all who give a flip http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/30737 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/30737 I have kinda been accused of hiding my face behind a child's picture. Well...I don't usually post pictures of myself. Not many cameras make it through the photo session lol! I wanted to post it but can't so I put it on my profile picture. If you really want to see what my mug looks like here's your chance. I will leave this up for the evening but then it's gone forever! I hate pictures of myself! Take a gander but if you must comment PLEASE BE KIND! Thanks, TINA CHUDILOWSKY CASPER, WY Funniest video ever! http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/30668 http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/tchudilowsky/30668 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPRbb24dYZE">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPRbb24dYZE</a>